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“The way I see it,” he said, “You just can’t win it. Everybody is in it for their own gain. You cant please em all. Theres always somebody calling you down. I do my best and I do good business. Theres a lot of people asking for my time. They’re trying to get ahead. They’re trying to be a good friend of mine”

“I was a free man in paris. I felt unfettered and alive. There was nobody calling me up for favors and no ones future to decide. You know Id go back there tomorrow but for the work Ive taken on, stoking the star maker machinery behind the popular song.”

“I deal in dreamers and telephone screamers. Lately I wonder what I do it for. If l had my way. I’d just walk through those doors and wander down the Champs Elysees, going cafe to cabaret. Thinking how Ill feel when I find that very good friend of mine.”

“I was a free man in paris. I felt unfettered and alive. There was nobody calling me up for favors and no ones future to decide. You know Id go back there tomorrow but for the work Ive taken on, stoking the star maker machinery behind the popular song.”

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Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/26/2008 2:14PM