nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

We are glad you are enjoying ABBAS GREATEST HITS CDS and are shipping more as quickly as possible!

Please note however that there is a five dollar shipping fee on each item delivered.

Esteemed sirs and/or outsourced Indian secretaries paid to give unhelpful replies and/or automatic email response generator:

Of course you realize this means war.

I won’t pay this fine I’ve incurred, it’s unjust!

As promised I have taken drastic action, starting with sodomizing the members of ABBA while forcing them to sing “Dancing Queen”. Next I am coming for your children, your outsourced labor force’s bank accounts, and/or your algorithms.

Swift and bloody vengeance,

Anansi

PS I have diverted funds from Christie Brinkley’s bank account in order to cover my bill.

PPS That’ll teach the **** to inspire songs like “Uptown Girl”.