Because he prints money through a German tax credit loophole. The more movies he makes that turn out ****, the more he’s reimbursed for financial losses.

Fraud, pure and simple.

And this won’t stop, even if we get the million signatures by the end of May. He’s got his head too far up his bum to care.

The only viable option is murder justifiable homicide. Pardon my weeaboo, but I’ve already concocted a Death Note-based contingency plan: Steven Spielberg strangles him with a copy of “2001: A Space Odyssey,” gets off the hook in light of Boll’s filmography, and the murder weapon becomes a prized museum exhibit.