I read Mein Kampf and thought, “Good for him. A positive attitude will get you a long way.”

I make fun of Jewish people even though I don’t know any.

I sent away for those CDs on how to use eBay from that guy that says, “Try my product” and I really liked it but didn’t order anymore (because I think he’s Jewish).

I haven’t bought a music CD since 1996. I d/l everything.

I look at Barack Obama and laugh, thinking how much money he spent and he’ll NEVER be President (of America. Maybe Kenya or some ****).