BirdofPrey – You want me to explain why you think I’m going to hell when I die?

Jimmy_da_geek – And I suppose you’re in on this plan of his, are you? How exactly does my lack of belief fit in?

Macks – You’re saying that because you think that God has forgiven all the **** that you’ve done and made you immortal, I should believe that too?

Tesfan – Actually, I don’t think I’m “hip and stuf!” I think I’m right. Also, doesn’t it make you the least bit uncomfortable that millions – nay, billions – of people who were otherwise wonderful people are now burning in hell because they didn’t worship your God?

noSEXjustKITTEN – That seems a bit fickle of God, doesn’t it? Deciding whether or not you go to heaven based on whether or not you wear a uniform?

Crayoncakes – You may be the only person to reply to me so far with a modigreat times of intelligence.

Anansi – Yes, because unfounded insults that are irrelevant to the topic are definitely going to make me see the light. Thanks, buddy.

Next batch, please. And, people – spellcheck is your friend.