There is no proof that there is no PINK UNICORN WITH NAME ajkdshfjkhdsjkafhjklasdhjklfhjrajjacutnpastemE behind you back. (yap, mortals, hiS name is too hard to pronounce in your pathethic languages). WORSHIP hiM!

Or some day hE will hit your body with hiS horN and you will >>DIE<<!

Everyone who have died never worshipped to ajkdshfjkhdsjkafhjklasdhjklfhjrajjacutnpastemE. And they are gone! Don’t make the same mistake! You can be saved: if u will worship to hiM – hE will not kill you! You can say “But we never worshipped to hiM before, and we’re still alive”. But that’s because ajkdshfjkhdsjkafhjklasdhjklfhjrajjacutnpastemE is too lazy to kill you right now. hE gives you time so you can accept the only true faitH. WORSHIP THE ****ING UNICORN, ****ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!