You’re in time for the show

You’re the one that I need, I’m the one that you loathe

You can watch me corrode like a beast in repose

Cause i love all the poison away with the boys in the band

we realize that, like every project we undertake – especially my band, which is still looking for a new drummer who isn’t a complete bumhole more interested in hitting on the bbumist than in making important, world-enlightening music – this is doomed to failure, but we hope at least some of you will take pleasure in our pain and loss.

therefore, starting tonight at midnight EST, we will be running a Role-Playing contest. if you would like to take part, please make a post in this thread stating “i’m in” or something to that effect. members of klan SRSLY will be watching the role-playing forums for your roleplay, and at midnight Friday April 25th, we will decide who has most impressed us with their ability to create an interesting character and role-play it the best. the winner will be sent 5 Brownie Points as a reward for their commitment to rp – enough to create a new alt with a new avatar and a new IDC color just in case your personal shame over rp makes you feel you have to change your identity. we understand completely, and suffer with you in the eternal darkness of social conformity.

if you don’t win, or this week is bad for you to have the time to post much (i understand, as much of this week has been spent in a dark depression staring at the ceiling), or if inspiration doesn’t hit you until too late, don’t worry: as the title states, this is only the first week, and we plan on running this contest several times.

the only real rules: don’t break board rules; we won’t pay attention to RP in the non-RP forums, so don’t screw around in those places; we will pay attention to rp in IDC, but even though our lives are sad and meaningless with no real purpose, we can’t promise to have someone watching there constantly, so if you think you did good RP then TM a copy of it to me or Natalie.