Anansi Posted:

HE’S FASTER, BETTER, AND STRONGER, TOO. HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW.

HONKEY KONG IS HERE.

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NOW ALL YALLZ IS SO WHITE YOU JUS BE fine upstanding member of society SOUP,

AND WHILE I SOMETIMES LIKE THE STYLE OF YOUR SO-CALLED “GROUP”

YOU GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME FOR RHYTHMZ N RHYMEZ

PWNIN EVERY LAST ONE OF Y’ALL A MILLION TIMES.

AND AS FOR W00W00, THAT MASOCHISTIC LITTLE ****,

WE CAN’T JUST SITAROUND’NWAITUNTIL HE’S HIT BY A TRUCK.

CUZ THIS AUTOPWNING **** GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO SOCRATES,

ONLY SETTING THINGS UP FOR COUNTLESS MORE MEDIOCRITIES.

SEE, PEPPERSPAWN, I GOTTA SAY YOU’RE KINDOFA JERK

LIKE THE WAY LAST NIGHT YOUR MOM WAS MAKIN ME DO THE WORK

GOOD THING I HAD THE ENDURANCE, CUZ THEN SHE ASKED ME TO FIST HER

GOOD THING I HAD ALL THAT PRACTICE JACKING OFF ON YOUR SISTER.

I MAKE POSTS MOST APPALLIN,

CUZ I’M LAWLIN ‘N BALLIN

GONNA KICK YO CRACKA bum LIKE MUSSOLINI MEETS STALIN.

I BITE THE HEADS OFF OF BABIES

I LIKE THE CRUNCH OF THE SPINE

I CRANK OUT YESSES FROM MAYBES

CUZ DEM ****ES ALL MINE

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THAT WAS AWESOME

but you have to understand, me and macks were trying to make ours as fast as we could. I SAY THIS SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY RAP INFERIORITY I’VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR AUTHORITY YOU’RE ANOTHER WHITE MAN AND I’M JUST ANOTHER MINORITY RAPPIN IS MY CULTURE MY WORDS FLY DOWN AND EAT NEAR DEAD fine upstanding member of societyS LIKE VULTURES

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