America is for teh gayzorz. I can’t believe how thoroughly all you militant arseholes take to heart all the government propaganda that is stuffed into your heads throughout your upbringings. You didn’t save the Brits in WW2, they were already turning the tide against the Chermans, if the Japs hadn’t bombed you your chicken-**** arses wouldn’t have been involved at all.

Australia is easily the GREATEST country in the world. Apparently you inbred hicks think the state of Texas is big. The state I’m from, Western Australia, is so big that you could fit Texas into it five times and still have heaps of gaps around all the hillbillies and oil barons to fit in a few Illinois’s, maybe some Missouris, a dozen or so Rhode Islands and so on and so forth.

Also, your cars are immeasurably ****.