genericangstyposter Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

genericangstyposter Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

genericangstyposter Posted:

I cut off your toes one by one by one. Then I force feed them to you, bone and all. Slurpidy slurp. Then I do the same with your fingers. Your male reproductive organ and balls. Then I cut off your nipples and feed them to you. Then I cut off your eyes, and nose, and feed them to you. Then, finally, I operate on you… pulling out as many organs as I possibly can, and shove them in your throat. Delicious, delicious organs.

I’m an undead necropolitan so it doesn’t really matter, i don’t have a constitution score.

This game operates on the fact that you are murdered at the end of this, but I can work with that.

Then, after you’re chewing your organs, which you probably actually find delicious (being undead), I feed you a clove of garlic, I shove a silver dildo in your bum, and then I chop you up into little pieces.

*not a vampire OR a werewolf*

Yes, but I chopped you up into little pieces. You’re dead. Someone can kill me, now.

Why would you want to kill this thread anyway, Red? Your kill post was ****ing awesome! You showed that emo who’s boss.

Alright, fine, I’m DOA, it would be nice to see if someone can think of something more horrific than mine.