Lord enjoy Posted:

Are all ****ing stupid **** bumholes. I want to win the game. You’re not letting me win the game. You’re just a bunch of fabulous person cheaters. fabulous persons. All of you. Let me be the leader of a klan. Join my klan. Be my friends. Tell me I’m cool. Help me win the game. Together, under my klan, we will be the best klan. I will be superstar. I hate you all so much. For denying me my fantasy. Please hang yourselves. This post has no emoticons because it is serious. Emoticons are not serious. I am the best player. I have the biggest skills. I have the finest strategy. My game is strong. You lose to me, yes? I hate your mothers.

You are cool, and now you are my friend.