Chilean Sea Bastard Posted:

So you’re saying there won’t be free food at the next one?

well **** that then

This is not dinner theatre! This is the great spiritual mirror that reflects only what lies within! And like all mirrors, it distorts the image to show you the truth! Do you open a concession stand at a sunset? Do you hawk hot dogs at the birth of a child? No, no, a thousand times NO! Log in to see images!

To all of those with kind words, my thanks. Performance is a tragedy, the act existing in only the most fleeting of moments, each second tumbling into the void to clear the way for the next. And thus, the Performer kills his children as quickly as they emerge from the womb. Only in the hearts and minds of you, my esteemed audience, does the Performance live on, and for this, again, I offer my thanks.