As some of you are no doubt aware, last night was the consummation of several months of planning, preparation, and rehearsal, resulting in the wildly successful premier exhibition of my multi-media performance art masterpiece, Le Torrent des Âmes.

The performance was a marvel of poignant beauty and sinister intent. The audience was brought from the brink of rapture to the heights of despair, and back again, and rewarded us our due standing ovation! Details… I will not divulge! You must EXPERIENCE SALVATION FOR YOURSELF!

I will say, to answer the question most asked, that no animals were harmed in the making of Le Torrent des Âmes: the piglet corpses were unused dissection subjects liberated from Helmsley High School’s Biology lab, and thus were dead long before being encased in Jello.

Plans are already in the works for an encore performance in the coming weeks, and I can promise this time that MY MOTHER will not be present, trying to pbum out rice krispie treats again. How embarrbuming, to think I was spawned from such a simple woman…

Please use this thread to discuss how your life has changed since attending Le Torrent des Âmes, and to shower your praise on we, your humble entertainers.