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Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

kinky_gerl87 Posted:

genericangstyposter Posted:

By the way, I usually don’t make characters completely based around sex. Ah, well.

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Perhaps instead of ejaculate once per day, make it so that the sorceress cursed him to desire everything with a warm hole and a pulse. Pulse optional. This way, he doesn’t have to, ah, excuse himself every time he’s out “information gathering”, but will instead hit on anything that moves and try everything out “at least once”.

Initially he raged and fumed over his aristocratic tastes being brought down so low. I mean, when you start chatting up donkeys, you know that you’ve got issues. However, as time pbumed he realised that it wasn’t all that bad- some things he thought he would never try turned out pretty interesting, if not enjoyable. The question you should ask now, though, is this: how much of it is the curse, and how much of it is Voaer’s own perversity? Has the curse really survived so many years?

That sounds like it’s more reasonable to me, indeed. Also, I should note, that he FANCIES himself as aristocratic, but he isn’t by a longshot.

And yes, this curse has lasted that long. I’d say on a subconscious level he’s still repulsed by some of the people he’s had sex with, even if the curse has stayed active. He once had sex with someone that looked like John Candy’s fatter older sister, for instance.

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