Evil Trout Posted:

there’s a really high end delivery item in the game like this. not sure if anyone’s gotten it yet because i’m too lazy to check the logs, but I’ll go ahead and spoil it anyway:

Mary Magdalene

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This is a nude depiction of Mary Magdalene, the only woman fortunate enough to have had anointed Jesus’ flesh-flute with that sweet little mouth of hers. She claimed his semen tasted “pretty normal,” but then again she was a huge whore, wasn’t she? Historians are uncertain as to whether she also juggled his Easter eggs while she penetrated his holy ****hole with her leprous pinkie.

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after I wrote it, I looked at Jalapeno Bootyhole and said, “this is the most offensive thing we’ve ever written.”

Thanks, guy! Now THIS thread’s all META!