Chilean Sea Bastard Posted:

Forsooth, I do so tire after cricket. mayhap one of you fine fellows knows where one can partake of laudenum to ease the langour of my bones.

cheerio

Rest well, dear friend, for the pains of cricket will last but a fortnight, and your desire to continue opiating shall last a lifetime. Let us embrace our narcotics, I say! For even if we must resort to fellating strange gentleman in dark corners in order to support our habits, it will have been better than a life of aristocratic mediocrity.