After a night of seduction, Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto is joined by Slave Girl, Slave Programmer, and Slave… Boy…

Log in to see images!

Slave girl is moderately attractive so she is sent out to collect donations from the public. Slave Programmer is told to go do some **** with the internet or something, and Slave Boy becomes Thor’s first wingman as part of the away team.

Log in to see images!

Slave boy and I went downtown to scrounge up some more dates for myself. Of the night’s events I got one new love slave. A male engineer who we now call Lambert. Also, Slave Programmer spent the whole day goofing around on youtube and printed out some political polls as we walked in the door. Tomorrow he’s going out on the streets and if he doesn’t break something before he comes back to the shelter, I swear I’ll kick his bum.

Log in to see images!

The next day Slave Boy and I raided an Auto Plant. We went around swiping goods and breaking machines to show the man that nonunionised workers are an affront to our freedom or something.

Log in to see images!

Some workers started beating the **** out of us on the way out, I hardly escaped with my life. Slave boy was badly injured as well. Police picked up the pursuit as we left. Right off the bat, a police officer blew my arm off.

Log in to see images!

After that, it was a short time before I bled out.

Log in to see images!

Slave Boy, however, managed to grab my body and evade the police officers, despite being on the verge of death himself.

Log in to see images!

However mighty his heroics, Slave Boy couldn’t hold Liberal Crime Squad together, without the enigmatic mackdaddy Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto to spread the love. LCS disbands.

Log in to see images!

Wooo, that was a short one. Although I’m actually starting to figure out what’s going on. I have an abusive relationship with roguelikes although I’m not sure if there’s any other kind.

NEeeext