Evil Trout Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Evil Trout Posted:

hey baby, it’s not so much that you’re fat, it’s that you could lose a few pounds. i’ll pay for the liposuction after you get it, and then we have sex with your new hot body honest

You’re going to sneak in mid-surgery and turn the vacuum to “pump” instead of “suck” aren’t you?

if by mid-surgery you mean “while she’s asleep” and if by vacuum you mean “my male reproductive organ” and by pump you mean “ejaculate all over”, then yes.

yo evil trout can you gas threads