Thor Lopez Gonzallez deSanto

A turbulent childhood left me an average citizen outside of my love for theft and above average looks. Now I must strike back at the conservative oppression that ruined my childhood.

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As you can see, the nation is in a sad state, tight in the oppressive grip of the Conservatives.

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One man can not do much alone, so I decided to poke around the university to gather some nice liberal college students. I visited the local internet cafe.

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I tried to inform people of the plight, but not many would listen.

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Frustrated, I go over to an attractive college student and half-heartedly hit on her.

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Not only am I good at stealing cars, I realize, but I am great at stealing hearts!

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Knowing that certain sacrifices must be made, none were spared from my all out bumault of love.

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Using this new found confidence, I was even able to go back to the issues with increased success.

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Now that I had set all these dates, I needed to have them. Having little to my name, I figured I should just be honest with them and rely on my charm that had gotten me this far.

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After my date with the teacher, I felt I was much more wise about things. Even though she dumped me.

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As tempting as it was to just kidnap the conservative whore, I decided it was better to charm her. Brute force can come later.

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It paid off! She was so smitten with yours truly that she pledged her body and mind to me.

What is the new Liberal name for this “Marion Krieger”?

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