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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, I’m posting this here because, to be honest, I need to tell someone where I’m going in case I don’t come back.

I’ve decided I’m going to get the demon out of the monkey in a suit. It’s a waning moon now, which is perfect. It’s a Sunday, which is good.

I spent all night digging a deep hole in the woods and filling it with Eucalyptus, Hyssop, Yarrow, Marjoram, Asafoetida, Bay Leaf & White Sage. I covered it with branches and leaves, so the monkey hopefully won’t see it. I came home to take a shower, but I’m headed back out there.

I also got someone to snatch some Holy Water from a church, although I don’t know if it’ll do anything. I set up a webcam a little way away, but I don’t know if it’ll get anything.

If I don’t come back, I’m in the woods off highway 5. Send help. If anyone wants to come help me call this demon out, text me.

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InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

If you don’t make it, can I have your things?

Oh, and good luck.


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CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

To boldly pwn where no man has pwned before

::: orchestra music :::

Godspeed…Janie.

::: dramatic zoom in and deep kiss :::


PWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!

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LOLWaffle

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Level 5 Re-Re

u kan du it Jaynee!!!

b carful tho i thnk ther r bers in tha woOds

Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Demons? Relatively isolated woods? Sounds dangerous.

...Can I come?

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

Demons? Relatively isolated woods? Sounds dangerous.

...Can I come?

Definitely. Bring any crystals you’ve got.


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CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

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You’ll need….an expendable patsy.

Please take this negro redshirt. If…Anyone gets killed, it’ll be him.

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Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

These are all I got.

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My mom bought me a set so she didn’t have to actually spend time with me one weekend.

Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

CaptainJackMorgan Posted:

You’ll need….an expendable patsy.

Please take this negro redshirt. If…Anyone gets killed, it’ll be him.

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The crazed look in his eyes is very rebumuring!

CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

To boldly pwn where no man has pwned before

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

The crazed look in his eyes is very rebumuring!

Yes, I…PROMISE you, you’ll be—-completelysafe.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Umm..yeah, we’re not taking that guy. No self-respecting demon is going to fear him.


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CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

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Janie Posted:

Umm..yeah, we’re not taking that guy. No self-respecting demon is going to fear him.

Right! Ensign Rufus Jenkins will merely….DISTRACT said demon, while you ladies….Do what it is that you do so well. Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Better yet, why doesn’t Ensign Jenkins go get you a latte or something?


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Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

CaptainJackMorgan Posted:

Right! Ensign Rufus Jenkins will merely….DISTRACT said demon, while you ladies….Do what it is that you do so well. Log in to see images!

Bleed?

I don’t think I need a distraction to do that, really.

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CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

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Janie Posted:

Better yet, why doesn’t Ensign Jenkins go get you a latte or something?

Fantastic idea. Let’s all have lattes. Ladies, do you——need anything, from….Starbucks?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Mr.—or Captain Morgan, I really do appreciate what you’re trying to…

oh, hell, we’ve got to wait for the monkey anyway. I could use a latte. Those are great crystals. My dad never buys me anything I might like when he ignores me. Well, except the car. Once we have the monkey in the pit, we can arrange them in a circle around the edge.

To be honest, I’ve never done this before. I mean, I’ve read up on it a lot and talked to some people, so I’m sure we’ll be ok.


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CaptainJackM-
organ

Avatar: 45980 Fri Oct 24 23:18:45 -0400 2008
12

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 35 Hacker

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Janie Posted:

Mr.—or Captain Morgan, I really do appreciate what you’re trying to…

oh, hell, we’ve got to wait for the monkey anyway. I could use a latte. Those are great crystals. My dad never buys me anything I might like when he ignores me. Well, except the car. Once we have the monkey in the pit, we can arrange them in a circle around the edge.

To be honest, I’ve never done this before. I mean, I’ve read up on it a lot and talked to some people, so I’m sure we’ll be ok.

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It’s sweet…..

Like you.

Give ‘em hell, girls.


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Died

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3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

This is merely a game, no harm will come to anyone..


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

bumheads! The demon-monkey will swing throught the trees and not fall into the pit. You need to put a hand of bananas on top of the pit to tempt it down.

Nocturnal_He-
artache

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[SRSLY]

Level 61 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

Oh crap, did I miss the coffee run?

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