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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Check the East Sussex Coast. He could be anywhere along it. It hasnt been more than three days, he couldn’t have gotten far.

Gentlemen edited this message on 06/23/2008 9:58PM

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

You’re gonna run out of nutrition soon, bloke. Might as well not die of starvation, y’know?

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

January Posted:

You’re gonna run out of nutrition soon, bloke. Might as well not die of starvation, y’know?

I have another crate of these Popsicles! And, um, some beef jerky.

Flamebate, I’m pushing my raft out to sea as we speak. Wish me luck!

The_Fact_Is edited this message on 06/23/2008 9:57PM

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

The_Fact_Is Posted:

I have another crate of these Popsicles! And, um, some beef jerky.

Flamebate, I’m pushing my raft out to sea as we speak. Wish me luck!

Surround the coast. We have confirmation that he is leaving through the strait, we have it cut off now. He can’t escape by water.

Gentlemen edited this message on 06/23/2008 9:58PM

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Gentlemen Posted:

Surround the coast. We have confirmation that he is leaving through the strait, we have it cut off now. He can’t escape by water.

Surrounding the coast as we speek.

Bear edited this message on 06/23/2008 9:59PM

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Ready to intercept the bastard on the Straits. Thought I wasn’t ready, eh?

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Oh man, rafts are HARD to steer.

Manphin, where are you? If only your dolphin friends could help me now!

Died

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3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

I'll stick to shore incase he tries to make a last ditch effort and turn back for land.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Raft spotted due northwest. Mobilizing.

Boy, are you in for it.

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

The_Fact_Is Posted:

Oh man, rafts are HARD to steer.

Manphin, where are you? If only your dolphin friends could help me now!

Manphin works for us now.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

The_Fact_Is Posted:

Oh man, rafts are HARD to steer.

Manphin, where are you? If only your dolphin friends could help me now!

The Fact Is you are a dead man, all this running is going to make you tired. Give up now, or we will take you down.

WinfieldScott

Avatar: Corset 1

[Calvacade of Fun]

Level 5 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

The Fact Is, I think I can offer you some bumistance.

However, you must follow me. Right now.

The Hitcher

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12

Level 12 Camwhore

You love it you slag!

Ohhhhh, lads. Finally, the chance to use me slap-bbum skills in combat!

Put on your earplugs, gentlemen. I’ll blast this whelp out of the water wiv my music.

In the likely event that my plan fails, we’ll all be treated to an intense chase set to some incredible jazz funk from the slapbbum president!

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

WinfieldScott Posted:

The Fact Is, I think I can offer you some bumistance.

However, you must follow me. Right now.

No point! We can see you running now! We have you! Number twelve is ours!

January Posted:

Anyone considered the possibility that he knows nothing? Pretty good chance of that, given how suicidal the bloke is.

Trail seems be runnin’ cold. Might have screwed up somewhere, or he may have given me the slip.

Agent January, this one knows far more than even he realizes that he knows…which is to say that half of what he thinks he doesn’t know, he really knows, and half of what he doesn’t think he knows, he knows, and…

...

Let me restate that.

We believe that the Fact is, may have once been a former agent himself, and may have had some of his memories altered or erased.

Seriously, no I’m not joking…why are you looking at me like I am very special?

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Gentlemen Posted:

Manphin works for us now.

You lying son of a ****, Manphin is a free spirit! All he cares for in life is hot dolphin tail.

Winfield, I’m going to try a diversion before I follow… God, I’m glad my laptop has a waterproof bag.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Closin’ in on the raft. Not much that slithy twit can do now, eh?

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

The_Fact_Is Posted:

You lying son of a ****, Manphin is a free spirit! All he cares for in life is hot dolphin tail.

Winfield, I’m going to try a diversion before I follow… God, I’m glad my laptop has a waterproof bag.

Haha! Too late! We’ve caught yo-

...

This is a scarecrow with a face drawn on a paper plate.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

What in the name of the Queen?

Oh, cripes!

He’s given up the slip! Quarantine the blasted area!

Cat Sidhe Nekoko edited this message on 06/23/2008 10:09PM

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Pant, pant… Winfield, I’m here, help! Yes, I know it’s magnificent, but you don’t have to look so shocked.

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