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Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

January Posted:

Taggin’ along. Bloody hell, where could he have gone? Any ideas, bloke?

I am not to sure, but it won’t be to hard to find a fat naked man running around.

Doctor Who

Avatar: Doctor Who's Avatar

Level 6 Re-Re

The Hitcher Posted:

Forest, hey? My green skin will camouflage naturally wiv the surroundings.

forget my jazz funk interlude, I’m on the prowl and I’ve got me screwdriver.

I believe that screwdriver belongs to me!

Hurr!

The Hitcher

Avatar: The Hitcher's Avatar
12

Level 12 Camwhore

You love it you slag!

WinfieldScott Posted:

You really have no sense of urgency, do you? They are going to most likely KILL us. I can tell you all about the Island later.

And this is the forest, man. It is one big bathroom.

that’s right you slag! I’m furious that this nonsense has interrupted a brilliant funk recital of mine.

I’m gonna cut you lads up when I find you.

I slash one way, I slash the other! It’s gonna be like connect four in dagger terms…

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Fine, fine! What kind of trap? Sharpened sticks in a pit?

WinfieldScott

Avatar: Corset 1

[Calvacade of Fun]

Level 5 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Forget clothing. We need to make our way to the caves.

Quickly. I hear people in the distance.

The Hitcher Posted:

that’s right you slag! I’m furious that this nonsense has interrupted a brilliant funk recital of mine.

I’m gonna cut you lads up when I find you.

I slash one way, I slash the other! It’s gonna be like connect four in dagger terms…

Agent Killer on the road…remember our anger management discussion we had?

the Fact is needs to be subdued, but not killed. Please try and take this one alive, yes?

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Oi, pallies, I think they’re gettin’ away. I hear footsteps up ahead.

Thought_Poli-
ce

Avatar: Guitar Girl

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Gentlemen Posted:

Only one way out… the caves.

Oh wow, another one? Well, I’m not cleaning up the mess this time, somebody else can deal with it.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Damnit why does this forest have to be such a burden.

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Goddamnit… I’ll just grab a handful of these leaves as a cover and follow you. Lead the way, mysterious guy.

The Hitcher

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12

Level 12 Camwhore

You love it you slag!

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Agent Killer on the road…remember our anger management discussion we had?

the Fact is needs to be subdued, but not killed. Please try and take this one alive, yes?

Alright, squire. Me screwdriver and knife set will stay holstered for now.

I can’t see or hear these whelps anywhere. If only my bleedin mbumive thumb was a bleedin mbumive ear.

Gentlemen

Avatar: Gentlemen's Avatar

Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Alright, agents, start moving in. The only place they could have possibly gone is down… and from there we can smoke them out.

WinfieldScott

Avatar: Corset 1

[Calvacade of Fun]

Level 5 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

For a number, you certainly are clueless. Are you familiar with the “poison ivy” species of plant? Alright, while we run, I suppose I can tell you a few things.

Firstly, I have no clue who Sheryl is. I escaped before you.

Secondly, everyone has a number. I have a number. I am 13.

Thirdly, you need to run faster.

Gentlemen

Avatar: Gentlemen's Avatar

Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Alright. Im approaching an area that seems… disturbed recently.

Hold on…

...

...

I can see footprints! Agents, HURRY UP!

We may still catch them!

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Christ, how could one snake give us such a bad time?

Cat Sidhe Nekoko edited this message on 06/23/2008 10:29PM

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Jesus christ, I’m going as fast as I can! You try going fast in a forest with no clothing!

And I’m not a number, for god’s sake, I’m a free man!

Agents I need all available information on this interloper, possibly known as Winfield Scott.

He sounds like one of those bleeding heart reclusive writer types…so a douchebag basically.

Died

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3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Why don't we already have a group stationed through here, this is a lot of manpower for one guy.

WinfieldScott

Avatar: Corset 1

[Calvacade of Fun]

Level 5 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

****, I’ve been forgetting to cover our tracks.

We need to start running much, much faster. These people are far more capable than us, and can run faster than we can.

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Gentlemen Posted:

Alright. Im approaching an area that seems… disturbed recently.

Hold on…

...

...

I can see footprints! Agents, HURRY UP!

We may still catch them!

They couldn’t have gotten far, call everyone to meet on this location.

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