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The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Flamebate, I don’t know how much time I have to write this. You might remember that a few days ago I was being chased… Well, it seems like even my mighty brain isn’t always a match for the overwhelming evil of this conspiracy. I was knocked out and drugged, then woke up in some weird room on this island place…

They keep trying to drag information out of me, and they insist on calling me number 12. In the short time I’ve been here, I’ve been drugged, hypnotized, electroshocked… Once they even threatened to shave off my beard. And I haven’t seen Sheryl at all yet!

Anyway, I managed to break out of one of their torture rooms and find where they’d stashed my laptop. There was a tracker attached to it, but I managed to hack it off. Most of my files have been wiped, but my midget porn is thankfully intact.

At the moment I’m hiding out on one of the outskirts of the town, attempting to build a crude raft out of Popsicle sticks. This attempt has been significantly slowed by the fact that the popsicles need to be eaten first. Any ideas, Flamebate?

Gentlemen

Avatar: Gentlemen's Avatar

Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Agents, we need to spread the search parameters to include all of England. He could be anywhere.

Code Orange. Repeat, Code Orange.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Well, buddy, I’d suggest just staying put. They seem like a nice sort, you know?

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Gentlemen Posted:

Agents, we need to spread the search parameters to include all of England. He could be anywhere.

Code Orange. Repeat, Code Orange.

HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND THE THREADS I POST ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS?

Are… Are you a genie? Log in to see images!

Gentlemen

Avatar: Gentlemen's Avatar

Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

The_Fact_Is Posted:

HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND THE THREADS I POST ON THE INTERNET LIKE THIS?

Are… Are you a genie? Log in to see images!

That is beside the fact. We need to contain you, Number Twelve. We will find you.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Well, blast, 12’s out and I doubt he’s giving me an ear to mouth off to.

I’ve got the trail, and I’m trackin’ the bastard down. Seems he’s heading to the Strait, though I’m not quite sure. A clever one, he is.

Died

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3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Gah, this one is barely worth effort, I can't tell if he is strong willed or stupid, 
but I'll send out the search groups on stand by.

DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You can’t run! The gigantic bubbles will come after you.

Gentlemen

Avatar: Gentlemen's Avatar

Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Died Posted:

Gah, this one is barely worth effort, I can't tell if he is strong willed or stupid, 
but I'll send out the search groups on stand by.

Good. Number 12 is somewhat of an enigma… while on The Island, he never broke. Not even a small fact… the files were right about his strong will.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Anyone considered the possibility that he knows nothing? Pretty good chance of that, given how suicidal the bloke is.

Trail seems be runnin’ cold. Might have screwed up somewhere, or he may have given me the slip.

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

I’m allergic to genies! I’m getting the **** out of here. I don’t know why you people think I’m an agent or whatever, but my vast knowledge will never be yours. 10 Popsicles left!

oh god icecreamheadacheow****

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

January Posted:

Anyone considered the possibility that he knows nothing? Pretty good chance of that, given how suicidal the bloke is.

Trail seems be runnin’ cold. Might have screwed up somewhere, or he may have given me the slip.

Check Gloucester. I heard of a man checking in there…

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

You can’t run forever, I can smell your fear…

Gentlemen

Avatar: Gentlemen's Avatar

Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

The_Fact_Is Posted:

I’m allergic to genies! I’m getting the **** out of here. I don’t know why you people think I’m an agent or whatever, but my vast knowledge will never be yours. 10 Popsicles left!

oh god icecreamheadacheow****

Damnit… she just left Gloucester. We need to follow her trail… she can’t make it to the United Nations… our secrets are with her.

Cat Sidhe Ne-
koko

Avatar: 48418 Thu Oct 16 17:15:48 -0400 2008

Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Gentlemen Posted:

Check Gloucester. I heard of a man checking in there…

Already did, buddy, and it’s nothing. Perhaps we’re overthinkin’ this, eh? What’s the closest town to the Island?

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Bear Posted:

You can’t run forever, I can smell your fear…

I TOOK A SHOWER BEFORE I LEFT YOU male reproductive organ

5 Popsicles left! Oh man, the other conspiracy theorists are gonna make fun of how fat I’m getting. Log in to see images!

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

The_Fact_Is Posted:

I TOOK A SHOWER BEFORE I LEFT YOU male reproductive organ

5 Popsicles left! Oh man, the other conspiracy theorists are gonna make fun of how fat I’m getting. Log in to see images!

That is exactly what we need to know about…

Your theories.

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Gentlemen Posted:

Damnit… she just left Gloucester. We need to follow her trail… she can’t make it to the United Nations… our secrets are with her.

I’M A DUDE

I HAVE A BEARD

YOU HELPED TORTURE ME YOU male reproductive organ YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
22

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

The_Fact_Is Posted:

I TOOK A SHOWER BEFORE I LEFT YOU male reproductive organ

5 Popsicles left! Oh man, the other conspiracy theorists are gonna make fun of how fat I’m getting. Log in to see images!

Why not come with us? I promise we will keep you safe, you just need to tell us where you are hiding…

The_Fact_Is

Avatar: Piggy Bank

[SRSLY]

Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

wait I mean I’m a woman

with no beard

You should not be looking for a man with a beard.

Oh man last one omnomnom

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