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Bug - 3 36 forums and all I got was this lousy pistachio

Genesis

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21

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Camwhore

please dominate me <3 <3 <3

So I beat 36 different forums expecting to get 16 pistachios and all I got was this lousy single pistachio Log in to see images!

there’s no justice in the world I tells ya!

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Same happened to my emo who was one of the first to earn 32, before the peen had been implemented.

So, you’ll get the peen in due course when ET gets around to adding it (they really should be a little more on the ball…Log in to see images! Also, if you’re like me, you’ll get your extra pistachio next time you’re due. i.e. this time you earned 1, next you’ll earn 16, time after you’ll earn 2. No guarantees though.

I’ll be going for 36 this evening, pending an official response to this thread…

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You actually took the time to beat Faux News? Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

You’ll get your scoops. CZ team has always been really nice about checking and if the forum record is correct fixing things.

As for Faux News, it really is just a matter of consumables. *shrug*

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Yes sorry I didn’t think anyone would be able to beat a completely blank forum that was ridiculously hard Log in to see images!

I’m going to be doing some E1 work today, and E-Peen, pistachio should be addressed.

Shadow Razor

Avatar: Sad Face
14

[Urbanite Playboy N-
inja
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

ya what gives with the blank forum? no progress bars, no text, no lcue how many threads? wtf?

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Evil Trout Posted:

Yes sorry I didn’t think anyone would be able to beat a completely blank forum that was ridiculously hard Log in to see images!

You said basically the same thing two weeks ago. You should know better by now.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Pluvius Posted:

You said basically the same thing two weeks ago. You should know better by now.

The difference was this one was BLANK.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

That would make me want to complete it more, if I had the consumables to do so.

You should make one that hits you for 125-150.

Squidly

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49

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/73

Moral victory still goes to Genesis, since she did it first Log in to see images!

I learnt a number of things from this forum visit.

1. Sometimes keyboard shortcuts do not work

2. Sometimes keyboard shortcuts do NOT work

3. I mean WTF? On a blank forum there is nothing to click. How am I supposed to start a new thread? Arg.

4. Also, server downtime in the middle of an attempt at a forum like this can cause premature hair loss.

5. It was me that killed Superman. Sorry.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

I just awarded the E-Peen and scoops to Genesis after I confirmed his history. A couple of other people came close to doing it but he was definitely the first.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Squidly Posted:

3. I mean WTF? On a blank forum there is nothing to click. How am I supposed to start a new thread? Arg.

1.

Squidly

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49

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Odalisque Posted:

1.

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Big Brother Posted:

That would make me want to complete it more, if I had the consumables to do so.

Exactly. First time I did it, no one had completed it (Arktor finished before I did though) and it was very much a “Ooo, mystery forum challenge – sure I’ll try it.”

Something that hit much harder wouldn’t be an option. I don’t think many players have enough upgraded into Ego to withstand 7 or 8 consecutive hits that couldn’t be fully healed.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Yeah, Faux News was pretty horrible.

Whats worse, I completed 35 forums, but when I had to refresh in Second Wife, it gave me the “you left battle” screen.

Trout fixed it up, though.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

scullyangel Posted:

Something that hit much harder wouldn’t be an option. I don’t think many players have enough upgraded into Ego to withstand 7 or 8 consecutive hits that couldn’t be fully healed.

“Couldn’t be fully healed.” Hahahahahaha.

Anyway, I’m not a DC fan, so I totally don’t get the E-Peen reference.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Pluvius Posted:

”Couldn’t be fully healed.” Hahahahahaha.

Oh Pluvius, why don’t you love me? Why must you be mean and taunt me?

*spanks!*

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Pluvius Posted:

”Couldn’t be fully healed.” Hahahahahaha.

Anyway, I’m not a DC fan, so I totally don’t get the E-Peen reference.

Not really a Superman reference, but George Reeves, the Superman actor.

According to some googling, he appeared in 36 films during his actor career.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

That’s an odd coincidence. There is a 36 that more directly involves the DEATH of Superman, though.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Big Brother Posted:

That’s an odd coincidence. There is a 36 that more directly involves the DEATH of Superman, though.

Couldn’t find that one, I thought the first Death of Superman series would be a #36 or something.

I found the info here: http://www.glbumhousepresents.com/Hall%20of%20Fame.htm

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