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Ugly My Broken Heart: An Open Letter to Biff Tannen

nanafabulous personiesus

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^The only nipple Biff Tannen will ever see.

because he lost all five of his in an almost tragic pie eating contest accident


l2 Posted:

That’s the crux of science though, making the impossible possible, and the illogical logical.

l2 is a dumbhead

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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

nanafabulous personiesus Posted:

because he lost all five of his in an almost tragic pie eating contest accident

You sure don’t know much about comics do you?

Venom never had five nipples, and there wasn’t no pie eating contest.

You sure are a big stupid head.


Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO!

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Moisture Mi-
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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

Nanafabulous personiesus

You sure are a big stupid head.

Hahaha nearly sig worthy right there.

Also truth.


mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Where does the fluid come from?


Suck my left one.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

mary misanthrope Posted:

Where does the fluid come from?

Not his body, apparently. It’s not like some gay-sex metaphor or anything. Nope.


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MONGOLoidWAR-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

mary misanthrope Posted:

Where does the fluid come from?

A good thing I am here cuz you guys sure don’t know much about Spider-Man.

Peter Parker is super duper smart, and he makes the web fluid himself in a chemistry set, like one I got for Christmas.

But I can never make web fluid. I’m not smart like Peter Parker is.

All I did was burn a hole in the carpet and get a spanking.

One time, I dropped a etch a sketch on the floor and the ink came out, and looked pretty, so I jumped up and down on it…I got a spanking for that too.

Dad just kept yelling something about “You (he said a naughty word) my (he said naughty words) carpet you little retard!”


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MONGOLoidWAR-
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“Gloomy Gus”

It’s OK though.

One time Superman made his robot spank Lois Lane too.

She was being naughty.

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Janie

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I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

My heart is on fire,

Like a garage full of cars,

The oily funeral pyre,

Of this doomed love of ours.

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Janie

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Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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Janie

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I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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Biff Weasley

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bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen is a-scared of Psycho-Hose ****!

mary misanth-
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Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Venom Biff Tannen Posted:

Venom Biff Tannen is a-scared of Psycho-Hose ****!

It’s really not kosher to make fun of a person’s mental illness, Biff. You could be a bit more sensitive. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

Janie

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I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tanne Don’t need the old ball ‘n chain. Venom Biff Tannen is free.

Dypshyt

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If a biff tannen falls in the woods and mcfly is around does it make a sound?

Project Pat

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[Team Shortbus]

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WANNA STEP OVER TO MY CRIB BEHBEH I GOT WHATCHU NEED

PAT UNDERSTANDS ****ES AS LONG AS THEIR MOUTH ON HIM


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen warns Pat that Janie is an emohurricaine. Sure she’ll blow you, but you lose your house and car and have all your limbs broken.

Janie

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Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Your limbs are fine, you big whiny baby!

For now, that is!

Oh, yes, you can be free, Biff Tannen. Sure, you’ll approach every corner wondering if I’m on the other side, and what I might be holding. Sure, you’ll go to sleep every night wondering what lies just beyond the darkened panes of your windows. Sure, you’ll never know the touch of a woman (or a man for that matter), and if you do, you’ll always be wondering how long until he or she has a mysterious accident.

Yes, if you can call that free, be free.

Log in to see images! Janie edited this message on 06/07/2008 1:50PM


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Venom Biff Tannen hums “Psycho stalker … run run run away.”

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Log in to see images! Janie edited this message on 06/10/2008 7:12PM


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