1) Which of the following is the longest string of sixes?

A) 666666666666666666666666666

B) 6666666666666666666666666

2) Johnny has 27 apples. Mike has 25. Who has more apples?

A) Johnny

B) Mike

3)

There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, “Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except- ” and he stopped. “Except what?” the man asked. “Nothing, nothing.” “C’mon, tell me! I need something!” “Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoo male reproductive organ.’” “So what’s up with this voodoo male reproductive organ?” he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said “Big ****ing deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop! The old man replied, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.” He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo male reproductive organ, the door.” The voodoo male reproductive organ rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said “Voodoo male reproductive organ, get back in your box!” The voodoo male reproductive organ stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. “I’ll take it!” said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say “Voodoo male reproductive organ, my woman's genitals.” He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo male reproductive organ. She got it out, and said “Voodoo male reproductive organ, my woman's genitals!” The voodoo male reproductive organ shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo male reproductive organ was stuck in her woman's genitals, and wouldn’t stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said “27>25!Log in to see images!”

Was the officer correct?

A) Yes

B) No

Robert James Fischer edited this message on 06/08/2008 2:56AM

L2 Posted:

1. C. The following string: 666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

2. C. Trick question. Because Johnny and Mike are in a gay civil union together, they each have 52 apples.

3. C. tl;dr.

tl;dr version

Mans wife likes to flirt alot. Man buys her voodoo male reproductive organ before leaving on buisness trip. He said to just say “Voodoo male reproductive organ my woman's genitals” to make it work. Woman does it. Doesn’t know to make it stop. She drives to hospital cop pulls her over. cop says “27>25” Is he right or wrong?

1. B

2. B

3. B

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a

a

a

HAHAHAHHAH U GIYZ ARE STUPIT

also that lady was morAn obviously her cud zay VOODOO male reproductive organ BOX ahahaahah dumbbum whore

1. A

2. Susan, she trades blow jobs for apples

3. The cop is obviously a racist and sexist. His opinion does not matter.

1.a

2.a

3.a

iRAWR Posted:

42

Do you find it funny to dig up old threads, or something? Why Don’t you just go back to the first ever thread? I’m sure it would bring you much satisfaction bumping it.

Everyone knows that 25 is greater than 27, because 25 is 5^2 and 27 is 3^3; 5*2=10 and 3*3=9. 10>9, therefore 25>27.

So… the answers are b, b, b.

All of the above.

#1: F

#2: QUANTUM PHYSICS

#3: CHUCK NORRIS