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Shock ITT: I will bestow upon you any E-Peen that you ask me for, whether real or imagined.

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

Dimitri Rascalov Posted:

Can I ask you what program you use for making your own epeen?

</character> I use a Javascript bookmarklet I picked up somewhere to edit a profile page to get the text done perfectly. For the E-Peen image I grabbed an existing E-Peen with high contrast and used the magic wand tool in Paint Shop Pro to delete the center, which is replaced by the desired image.

EDIT: Also I got ninja’d by PD who is actually much better at this than me. But this is how I do it in 30 seconds.<character>Log in to see images! Robert James Fischer edited this message on 06/03/2008 6:00PM


scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I want “Really Big bumhole” in honor of my favorite Dom card. Log in to see images!


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

I use PaintShopPro 8

I know JB uses photoshop

to be fair, i designed those epeens weeks ago for another thread

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/03/2008 6:02PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Annoying bum Log in to see images!

I can’t do all the cool stuff with pics male reproductive organ liquor can Log in to see images! Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 06/03/2008 6:06PM


icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

JEWS DID WTC


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

I use PaintShopPro 8

I know JB uses photoshop

to be fair, i designed those epeens weeks ago for another thread

I loved these Peen but a) they don’t quite look like the existing ones and would need to be remade using our template but more importantly b) any Peen that can’t be easily and automatically awarded becomes a bit of a PITA.

That said, you’re all getting your requested fake E-Peens, because an honest injun never lies Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Too late?

“Not Very Good at Anything”

This user has been, at best, mediocre in his attempts to be good at something in ForumWarz.

Anansi

Avatar: Anansi's Avatar
9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

I want a “Trust me, I’m a doctor.” epeen


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

any Peen that can’t be easily and automatically awarded becomes a bit of a PITA.

Oh, okay. So, some automated ones for me:

“Circular Logic Whore”: An E-Peen for asking for an E-Peen. Automatically given whenever the words “Give me an E-Peen” appear in a Flamebate post.

“MasterBanner”: For banning more than 5 people all by himself.

“SuperMasterBanner:” For banning more than 10 people all by himself.

“PANTSBanner:” For banning PANTS.

Thanks.


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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Well.

If there were fake ePeen going around

I’d want an Access To The Tardis ePeen.

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I’ve been well-established as a time traveler and John Titor’s BFF.

And for ePeens that actually make sense, an INCIT klan epeen would be cool. “Can Haz Cheezburgers”.

Orb edited this message on 06/03/2008 10:02PM

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

while you’re making me a ‘worst player ever’ epeen can you also give me the ‘we recommend the crotch’ epeen? thanks in advance.


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Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I loved these Peen but a) they don’t quite look like the existing ones and would need to be remade using our template but more importantly b) any Peen that can’t be easily and automatically awarded becomes a bit of a PITA.

That said, you’re all getting your requested fake E-Peens, because an honest injun never lies Log in to see images!

I dunno if you guys keep track of minutes and seconds for speedrun times (i know it shows up in the klan domination screen, but I don’t know if you guys keep the data in a database) if you do it would be easy enough to sort out the earliest dates for each forum and award the peen on roll over (you’d might even be able to do it where if the forum has already been awarded, then its checked off some list, and not checked ever again) if you don’t then you could always bumign a variable to each forum, and change it once the forum is ran the first time, award the peen, and never let the variable change again. this one seems like it would require a check every time the forum is ran though, which seems memory intensive to me.

you can automate ppwn jockey to do like leader boards where whoever is on top on rollover gets the peen.

card shark is just a fake one for this thread, I don’t think its actually that viable. (you’d have to add a check every time someone buys a card to see if they have more than the limit for the peen)

I can think of ways to automate all three, however I think in C and bumembly, not ajax or ruby.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

MC Banhammer Posted:

Pics or it’s not true.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/173572


ilu man

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i want an epeen that says “I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big bum and my bum smells and I like to kiss my own bum.”


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Odalisque Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/173572

Oh sorry. Maybe I wasn’t clear.

Odalisque Posted:

I and the other four real life girls that play this game should get a “woman's genitals” epeen.

Pics or you don’t have one.

Nice ukelele, though. Play us a song and record it and upload it?


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

I want an e-peen of an e-peen within an e-peen


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Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Ill take the “If Only It Were Real Money” E-Peen now please

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Miss Popularity. Log in to see images!

I’d also like the Dumpster Diver one, I’ve actually gone dumpster diving before! And eaten dumpstered food.

mary misanthrope edited this message on 06/03/2008 10:12PM

Suck my left one.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

I want all the e-peens mentioned in this thread whether they apply to me or not. Log in to see images!


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Okay, I’ve finally gotten around to awarding all the E-Peen™ asked for in this thread. If you got missed, please Tubmail Jalapeno repeatedly asking why.

P.S. Jalapeno is a fabulous person for editing my posts!

Evil Trout edited this message on 06/03/2008 11:47PM
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