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The GREATER LULZ theory
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alright, you ****hats
been thinking on this **** for a while now and I’ve come to a few conclusions
it was ****ing 5AM and I’m talking to this person and suddenly out of nowhere they start talking about adult diapers, like, what brands you buy if you’re someone’s diaper**** IRL and how to puncture the front of the diaper so that you can wear a second one and increase your absorbency
and i was gonna be, like, ‘holy **** you’re a fabulous person you ****ing fabulous persongyfabulous person mcfabulous personster’
but then it came to me, like an orgasm from godhimself
i was nice about it, and asked questions.
and what i got was this hilarious ****in—you guys have no ****ing clue, it was the most bafflingly indepth knowledge of diapers i ever ****an saw, man
so today I’m like wait a ****ing second
now, if you’ve ever had a garden, you have some sort of ****ing tree or something, and it’s like ‘holy ****, this tree makes apples if you water it’
so, yeah
so a bunch of ****headed furries and ****, right, we want them to make bigger and bigger fools out of themselves
you gotta /tend/ to them, man, make them feel good about themselves, and make them feel safe talking to you
you will hear things that will at first scare you, ****ing disgust you
but we’re trolls, man, that **** is our ammunition
that is the the **** which we fling at those we hate
you must tend the bat**** crazies, guys, it’s going to lead to ****ing MAXIMUM LULZ |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 9:20PM |
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TL;DR: boring ****ing story
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 9:21PM |
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Nah FAIL, you gotta tend to him, make him feel like you appreciate his story. It’s all for the greater lulz. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 9:22PM |
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I think the OP has been reading my posts.
Inner soul, and all that jazz. |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 9:50PM |
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For the greater lulz. “The black Dooms gnashing their white teeth, grim-eyed, fierce, bloody, terrifying fought over the men who were dying for they were all longing to drink dark blood. As soon as they caught a man who had fallen or one newly wounded, one of them clasped her great claws around him and his soul went down to Hades, to chilly Tartarus. And when they had satisfied their hearts with human blood, they would throw that one behind them and rush back again into the battle and the tumult.” |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 9:56PM |
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hey, man, I don’t expect you to TWIG to this ****, man
I just want it to be here, man, written here so that when the revolution comes, i can like, get CREDIT, man
I’ll be there first, and it’ll be some ****ing zen
****ing zen, man
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 11:40PM |
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Hmm…so gain thier freindship, and then hurt them? I like it. |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 11:46PM |
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crap |
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| Posted On: 05/28/2008 11:46PM |
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Draconos Posted:
You’ve almost got it, man, but not quite
Don’t actually make fun of them to their faces, man
just spread the crazy around
it’s like picking the fruit off the apple tree instead of cutting it down, man |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:05AM |
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slowpoke.jpk Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:07AM |
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Sancdar Posted:
Is that like meta-meta-meta? Or meta-meta-meta-meta? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:08AM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
BirdofPrey Posted:
jpk |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:08AM |
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Banjooie Posted:
jfc!
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:09AM |
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god you suck Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:10AM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
gys!
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:11AM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
Don’t pick on my man! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:12AM |
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how do mushrooms fit into all this Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:13AM |
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i was talking to banjoie. he sucks. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:13AM |
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crayoncakes Posted:
tanooki mario? |
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:14AM |
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you know what sucks metaphorically, birdofprey
a black hole
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| Posted On: 05/29/2008 12:26AM |
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