My name is Vehement. After carefully reading through one or two of these “trolling” posts, I’ve come to a great realization: you all ****ing suck at trolling. Look guys. I’m not saying you aren’t sub par, because you sure are. In fact, you are almost at the point where failing becomes winning. Either get a lot better, or suck a lot more.

You are at the midpoint of sucking vs. winning. Think of it as “purgatory” for trolls. God has forsaken you to be in the middle. Either work your way up to heaven, or get straight to hell.

TL;DR you all need to counter my argument for you sucking, or you just stay as a failure.

Nice first post, by the way. You all ****ing suck. (Except nanafabulous personjesus. He seems p. cool)

Really? Did you just open it and respond to it? Nice try, though.

And yeah, it is pretty ****ty. But hey, you are hooked. fabulous person.

much better

this thread is now about how natalie is better than you

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

yeah natalie is way cooler than this guy

no doubt. this guy just aint got “it”

Really funny, a camwhore trying to lecture trolls about trolling. Good luck with that.

****.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Really funny, a camwhore trying to lecture trolls about trolling. Good luck with that.

****.

I’m a dominatrix. I will rip your goddamn balls off so fast you wont even be able to remember the safety word.

(P.S., the safety word is “abacus” )

nananewfabulous person Posted:

remember that time i said this was a bad thread

boy do I ever!

nananewfabulous person Posted:

yeah so do i

that was the best part of the thread

Really? SO UPSET? I never seem to get SO UPSET. Well, there was one time, but it’s in the past.

Darling, safety words are for wusses. Log in to see images!

I’d like to tell you all to suck it, but I’m still giggling from recently running into a “no really, my male reproductive organ isn’t microscopic” game currently being played over in this thread.