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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

When are you going to unban Myspace Tom?

And Something_Witty?

And my_mother?

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

SG94 Posted:

Is your klan interested in the Moneyfabulous persons E-Peen? I could join for a day, though you may have to kick Timmeh for rollover.

You’d probably need more than one high cred/flezz user to balance out…Log in to see images!

Echuu Posted:

I’d love to see that, because leaderboard peens are really hard to grab nowadays with people getting on top and stay there (sg94, paraone etc.).

Adversely, we could get E-Peen for certain other leaderboard achievements (such as front page, Top 10, 5, 3, etc.), but thresholds are probably more obvious, and better suited for casual and hardcore players alike.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

How much do you regret inventing e-peen?

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

FAIL Posted:

How much do you regret inventing e-peen?

Oh that’s a good one.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

FAIL Posted:

How much do you regret inventing e-peen?

Since the amount of regret pretty much triples daily, the figure we give you on Sunday won’t be accurate for very long.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

We’re recording tomorrow morning, so you have about 24 hours left to post questions!

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Evil Trout Posted:

We’re recording tomorrow morning, so you have about 24 hours left to post questions!

Could you share some general stats with us? How many active users do we have? How has this changed over time? Stuff like that.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Can you explain the item limit. Is it a cap on how many of a certain item you can have, or how many different items you can have, or both?

What do you think of the current Domination ‘hit list’ thread?

scully edited this message on 05/31/2008 1:58PM

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

Do you agree with the players, (myself not included,) that feel the domination last minute blitz is “broken?”

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 05/31/2008 2:38PM

The Random O-
ne

Avatar: 1876 Fri Dec 19 13:59:05 -0500 2008
3

[Nexus Warriors]

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Is there still time for posting questions? (Um, this wasn’t a question for the podcast.)

Since there will be new clbumes on Ep. 2, does that mean we’ll start our characters from scratch?

Will there ever be a way to change character clbumes easily (maybe a KoL-style ascension)?

Will we ever get computers that do more than give extra ego? (Will we get more items at all?)

How many episodes are you going for?

Getting scoops for forumbldr: best idea ever or worst idea ever?

Just how many madlibs are there? Are there any that don’t get used as often as you though they would, or wished they were? What about the opposite?

Did you know that you spelled the name of Luis Inacio Lula da Silva (one of the possible outcomes of @politician_obscure) wrong? Do you care?

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

I’m pretty sure I already talked to you about this a bit but it may be interesting to others as well: will there be a use for excess flezz soon?

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

When the ep2 beta test rolls out do you have any plans on if it’s going to be public or a selection of people based on a certain criteria?

Max Payne

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Who do you think will be the first person in Forumwarz to create a social life?

zenon

Avatar: 44571 2012-05-16 20:18:28 -0400
3

[I Got Nothin]

Level 42 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Questions:

1. will the alignments be based on faction or attitude (good/neutral/evil vs FBO/Shallow/DoctorO)

2. will the permanoob & Hacker clbumes be “upgrade clbumes” or seperate clbumes?

3. will there be a “rival character” like that twat of a cybercop

4. will there be boss fights? because the idea of goverment run forums as bosses is ****ing pathetic.

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Will the forums in Episode 2 be significantly harder then the forums in Episode 1?

Damion edited this message on 07/04/2008 2:50PM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

The Random One Posted:

Will there ever be a way to change character clbumes easily (maybe a KoL-style ascension)?

**** YOOOOOU

okay serious question time

I’d like to know more about what changes will happen between Re-Re and Permanoob.

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Will there be a text based game in Episode 2?

Damion edited this message on 07/04/2008 2:54PM

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

As professional internet experts/softporn finders, which internet celebrity needs to be punched in the face the hardest?

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

mastersteve Posted:

When will there be a klan e-peen for most incit wins?

hahahahahahahahahah oh god ahahahha

this is a terrible question

i’ll stop trolling this thread but my GOD

RedMage13

Avatar: Plague Victim

[Random Insanity]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Why does your website suck?

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