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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Odalisque Posted:

When are you going to unban Myspace Tom?

And Something_Witty?

And my_mother?

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Just wanted to give this post a little emphasis since I know you guys will read this thread. Log in to see images!

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

RedMage13 Posted:

Why does your website suck?

Yeah, why doesn’t cz have a proper website?

Do you like dolphins, or whales?

Isn’t Dolphin Love the greatest forumbuildr winner ever?

I like you.

What is the cost/profit ratio (no specific dollar amounts unless you want) i.e. how profitable are you right now?

Does Crotch Zombie have any other plans that are non-forumwarz related? Can we expect another different webgame from you?

Who has the best avatar? (hint: it’s me!)

You seem to rely heavily on public domain images. Do you have any plans to switch over to original works you’ve created/commissioned?

Aren’t sharks stupid?

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Macks Posted:

why is team shortbus so cool?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Well, ****.

We recorded over 2 hours of audio today and then found out my steam was totally garbled Log in to see images!

I doubt it’s recoverable. We will probably have to re-record the podcast in a little while once we’ve gotten our energy back.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Evil Trout Posted:

Well, ****.

We recorded over 2 hours of gay sex today and then found out my male reproductive organ was totally flaccid Log in to see images!

I doubt it’s recoverable. We will probably have to re-record the sodomy in a little while once we’ve gotten our energy back.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

I was really looking forward to it. Didn’t you run a test beforehand?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Echuu Posted:

I was really looking forward to it. Didn’t you run a test beforehand?

We did. Everything was fine. Somehow only Trout’s **** ended up with some weird reverb at random times. I believe it’s because he uses a Mac and Macs are fabulous person.

I’m gonna try to clean up the audio and see if it can be salvaged. Might still sound fabulous person though.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Might still sound fabulous person though.

Well, we are talking about Evil Trout here.

Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

update?

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Yeah, did you manage to fix it?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

No it’s a lost cause. We’re going to re-record it. Hopefully it’ll be as funny the second time!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Maybe if someone else is in it.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

We’re going to quietly post some of the salvageable bits of podcast in this fail-bum thread.

The first clip you’ll hear should explain why we had to scrap it; for some reason Trout’s audio became echoey and crunchy during the recording process — like the voice of some kind of Satanic fish. We’re just getting started at this point:

http://www.forumwarz.com/audio/podcast****ed.mp3

In the second clip we’ve come back after a break. Restarting the record gave us a grace period of 20 minutes, but it’s still got an annoying echo. It started becoming unlistenable — mercifully enough — right before a stretch of questions we defined as “Evil Trout questions.” Here we talk E-Peen, Kingdom of Loathing and “why our website sucks.”

http://www.forumwarz.com/audio/podcastnot****ed1.mp3

The final clip is probably the best-sounding. For no real reason, Trout’s audio started to get less fux0rnated for about 10 minutes. This part is all about Episode 2, so that’s kinda cool. Right?

http://www.forumwarz.com/audio/podcastnot****ed2.mp3

Well, enjoy…and let us know if you think you could handle the full 2 hours and 10 minutes of this claptrap! Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

It is suspicious that it starts breaking up again right when we start talking about cost… Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Yeah, I was debating whether or not to keep the last bit, but it would’ve been even more suspicious if it ended earlier. At least I kept out your proposed “75 bucks a day” scheme.

...oops. Log in to see images!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/audio/podcast****ed.mp3

aww i wish i could hear the few minutes before this

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I mentioned it in IDC, but the first interview is like a Fox interview. ET sounds like one of those guys with a blurred face or in a dark room.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Yeah, I was debating whether or not to keep the last bit, but it would’ve been even more suspicious if it ended earlier. At least I kept out your proposed “75 bucks a day” scheme.

...oops. Log in to see images!

This isn’t roleplaying!

Ban JB!

-Ghost-

Avatar: -Ghost-'s Avatar
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Question: Will there be an Art forum in Flamebate? Yes or yes?

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