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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 Sun Oct 05 20:23:57 -0400 2008
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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 7 Troll

WILL UNBAN STUPID PEOPLE FOR SOME male reproductive organ SUCKAGE. TUBMAIL FOR MORE DETAILS. ILLEGAL MULTIS ALLOWED.

As you may know, the core Crotch Zombie team meets fairly regularly to discuss the game, upcoming features and which beer is the best-tasting. I thought it might be fun to record one of our sessions and put it up on the web site you guys to download as a podcast.

Everything is much more fun when it’s interactive though, so I’m opening this thread as a “call for questions.”

Feel free to ask about whatever you want including: Episode 1, Episode 2, our development processes, what we’re working on, who has the largest phallus, etc. There’s no guarantee we’ll answer a particular question, but it doesn’t hurt to ask, does it?

I don’t anticipate we’ll be doing these things very often, so let’s make this one count!

Tangolho

Avatar: 40315 Mon Aug 04 19:32:43 -0400 2008
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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

The Repeater

Talk a bit more about the new vocations, will nerd vocation be available? Btw, why not new payment methods for brownie points, like cellphone payments?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Wed Jul 30 07:18:23 -0400 2008
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[Full of FAIL]

Level 10 Re-Re

Sending me a friend request will increase your sexual potency and pleasure!

Good idea ET.

Any thoughts on weekly items being added to the ppwn shoppe or other clbum stores?

Will the storyline differ in Ep. 2 based on what clbum you pick?

Did you decide yet how payments will work? IE Per character or per account, etc.

also, still waiting on my DESTROYER OF CONTESTS E-Peen Log in to see images! FAIL edited this message on 05/27/2008 7:15PM

Simon Groothui-
zen

Avatar: 21099 Fri Aug 15 07:55:13 -0400 2008
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22

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

I know you’ve answered some of these in other sources, but still it would be cool to answer some of this to the userbase at large:

1) How did you come up with the idea for forumwarz?

2) Best guestimate on ep 2 rollout?

3) I broke incit; Where’s the E-Peen?

4) Do you still identify yourself most as a troll? Why?

5) Are you a stranger to love?

6) How did you come up with the name Evil Trout?

7) How many Tubmails/bug reports do you get on a daily basis?

8) Do you get tired from answering questions sometimes?

9) How did your mother react when she found out about forumwarz?

10) Am I asking too many questions, and if so, is it obvious that it’s because I’m drunk?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Wed Jul 30 07:18:23 -0400 2008
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6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 10 Re-Re

Sending me a friend request will increase your sexual potency and pleasure!

Are you surprised by the amount of E-Peen whoring on FW?

Has the game allowed you to live comfortably off the money made from ads/BPs?

What are your other favorite games (PC and/or console)?

What did you do before FW?

Who do you think would be most deserving of a “DESTROYER OF CONTESTS” custom E-Peen (if there was one of course)?

mary misanthro-
pe

Avatar: 20790 Sat Apr 05 15:59:20 -0400 2008
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11

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

What FW player do you guys hate the most?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 Wed Jul 30 07:18:23 -0400 2008
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6

[Full of FAIL]

Level 10 Re-Re

Sending me a friend request will increase your sexual potency and pleasure!

What player do you love the most?

Log in to see images!

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 Sat Sep 27 00:53:36 -0400 2008
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4

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 10 Troll

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

1)When are you finally going to make one of my alts (Bauzer) an IDC MOD?

2)When are my June Demands going to be met so u can get paid?

3)Are you giving Emo Kids better Cutting=healing abilities in EP2 so they dont suck donkey nuts?

more as i think of them.

Log in to see images!

crayoncakes

Avatar: 2062 Mon Aug 04 18:27:01 -0400 2008
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8

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Evil Trout Posted:

As you may know, the core Crotch Zombie team meets fairly regularly to discuss which beer is the best-tasting.

Typical Canadians Log in to see images!

Which forumbuildr forum idea has been your favorite so far?

Lara Croft

Avatar: 7241 Fri Jun 13 00:00:10 -0400 2008
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7

[Gunther and the Sunshine Girls fanclub]

Level 10 Camwhore

SHOW US YOUR NAKED <3

1. How much sodomy goes on during your meetings, and approximately how much of our donation money goes towards anal lube?

2. Oldboy – good torture porn, or best torture porn EVER?

3. I’m tired of grinding forums so that my daily visits aren’t wasted. When are you going to introduce a different form of character growth (Such as IRL skills that have a function on the internet, like writing, music, sodomy, etc.) for us to spend them on?

4. Is Old Spice Hair and Body Wash Right for me?

5. Can you make this the theme song for ForumWarz? Super Wrong uses it in Kaiju: Big Battel, and he’s pretty awesome:

?

6. Is Jalapeno Bootyhole a pedo IRL?

7. Will minor characters that provided significant information in Episode 1 (such as DrtyCop or Doctor O) become major players in Episode 2?

8. When are you going to stop pbuming off “searching for ‘royalty free’ porn” as work? Log in to see images!

9. Will Episode 2 make my dreams come true?

10. Episode 1 was great, but the end game options like Domination are kind of…lame. Will Episode 2 have a more open-ended approach, where you’ll be able to periodically add new abilities, items, sidequests, etc? For instance, going back to #3, you could develop a IRL skill system of 10 or so IRL skills, where investing 1 forum visit equals 1% study, wherein you can get rewards for certain percentages. [/suggestion disguised as a question]

11. Will our characters get raped by a pedo (JB) in Episode 2?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Tue Aug 05 14:41:28 -0400 2008
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10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

learnig spells is scalpel for m

any plans for klan warfare?

might as well ask a general one: what direction do you guys plan to go in after ep. 2 is up and running?

BirdofPrey edited this message on 05/27/2008 9:04PM

200KillerWasps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Aug 01 23:14:28 -0400 2008
25
6

[What]

Level 10 Troll

Oh yeah baby, i AM the lizard king

Uh – do you guys (Crotch Zombie) happen to know Jick et al from KoL – I know Canada is a small place – just curious

SirIsaac

Avatar: 2092 Mon Jun 23 23:29:07 -0400 2008
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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Troll

SMELLS OF PEANUTS

1) How’s it hanging, ET?

2) Honestly, I think submittable pics for INCIT is a really good idea. I understand that would mean sorting of pictures by someone, but there’d be people happy to do it. Are there any plans for this in the distant future?

3) If you’re really us, what number are we thinking of right now?

EDIT: jick and co are based out of Arizona, unless I’m an idiot.

SirIsaac edited this message on 05/27/2008 10:06PM

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Tue Aug 05 14:41:28 -0400 2008
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10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

learnig spells is scalpel for m

are there any plans to make a special subforum for me and make me its mod?

Fook mi

Avatar: Green
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2

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

On a scale of 1-10 how hawt do you think the lesbian camwhore attacks are for episode2?

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Skirt
10

[Murder-Suicide Hamburgers Limited]

Level 10 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

Will Camwhores ever get true nude attacks? And will the troll character ever find the “one true picture” he’s looking for in the opening cinematic? Will it be an attack? Will there be an episode three? Four? How many?

Jalapeno Booty-
hole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 Thu Jul 17 12:22:24 -0400 2008
13

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Hell, I can address a couple of these right now.

L2 Posted:

1. How much sodomy goes on during your meetings, and approximately how much of our donation money goes towards anal lube?

6. Is Jalapeno Bootyhole a pedo IRL?

11. Will our characters get raped by a pedo (JB) in Episode 2?

1. You should really wait for our video podcast if you want to know that one. Log in to see images!

6. Depends. Are you a little girl IRL? Log in to see images!

11. See question 6. Log in to see images!

Man, my eyebrows are getting tired!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 Wed Jun 25 17:14:27 -0400 2008
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[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

You should really wait for our video podcast if you want to know that one. Log in to see images!

A video podcast (“A day in the life of CZ”Log in to see images!

Macks

Avatar: 2015 Thu Mar 20 20:29:06 -0400 2008
1

[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

why is team shortbus so cool?

translationbot-
1point0

Avatar: 45991 Fri Jul 04 23:20:16 -0400 2008
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2

[01001011 01101100 01100001 01101110]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Macks Posted:

why is team shortbus so cool?

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TRANSLATION: MENTIONING THE COOLNESS OF TSB IS A GOOD FALLBACK FOR WHEN I HAVE NOTHING FUNNY TO SAY

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