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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

As you may know, the core Crotch Zombie team meets fairly regularly to discuss the game, upcoming features and which beer is the best-tasting. I thought it might be fun to record one of our sessions and put it up on the web site you guys to download as a podcast.

Everything is much more fun when it’s interactive though, so I’m opening this thread as a “call for questions.”

Feel free to ask about whatever you want including: Episode 1, Episode 2, our development processes, what we’re working on, who has the largest phallus, etc. There’s no guarantee we’ll answer a particular question, but it doesn’t hurt to ask, does it?

I don’t anticipate we’ll be doing these things very often, so let’s make this one count!

Tangolho

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Talk a bit more about the new vocations, will nerd vocation be available? Btw, why not new payment methods for brownie points, like cellphone payments?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Good idea ET.

Any thoughts on weekly items being added to the ppwn shoppe or other clbum stores?

Will the storyline differ in Ep. 2 based on what clbum you pick?

Did you decide yet how payments will work? IE Per character or per account, etc.

also, still waiting on my DESTROYER OF CONTESTS E-Peen Log in to see images! FAIL edited this message on 05/27/2008 7:15PM

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

I know you’ve answered some of these in other sources, but still it would be cool to answer some of this to the userbase at large:

1) How did you come up with the idea for forumwarz?

2) Best guestimate on ep 2 rollout?

3) I broke incit; Where’s the E-Peen?

4) Do you still identify yourself most as a troll? Why?

5) Are you a stranger to love?

6) How did you come up with the name Evil Trout?

7) How many Tubmails/bug reports do you get on a daily basis?

8) Do you get tired from answering questions sometimes?

9) How did your mother react when she found out about forumwarz?

10) Am I asking too many questions, and if so, is it obvious that it’s because I’m drunk?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Are you surprised by the amount of E-Peen whoring on FW?

Has the game allowed you to live comfortably off the money made from ads/BPs?

What are your other favorite games (PC and/or console)?

What did you do before FW?

Who do you think would be most deserving of a “DESTROYER OF CONTESTS” custom E-Peen (if there was one of course)?

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

What FW player do you guys hate the most?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

What player do you love the most?

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

1)When are you finally going to make one of my alts (Bauzer) an IDC MOD?

2)When are my June Demands going to be met so u can get paid?

3)Are you giving Emo Kids better Cutting=healing abilities in EP2 so they dont suck donkey nuts?

more as i think of them.

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Evil Trout Posted:

As you may know, the core Crotch Zombie team meets fairly regularly to discuss which beer is the best-tasting.

Typical Canadians Log in to see images!

Which forumbuildr forum idea has been your favorite so far?

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

1. How much sodomy goes on during your meetings, and approximately how much of our donation money goes towards anal lube?

2. Oldboy – good torture porn, or best torture porn EVER?

3. I’m tired of grinding forums so that my daily visits aren’t wasted. When are you going to introduce a different form of character growth (Such as IRL skills that have a function on the internet, like writing, music, sodomy, etc.) for us to spend them on?

4. Is Old Spice Hair and Body Wash Right for me?

5. Can you make this the theme song for ForumWarz? Super Wrong uses it in Kaiju: Big Battel, and he’s pretty awesome:

?

6. Is Jalapeno Bootyhole a pedo IRL?

7. Will minor characters that provided significant information in Episode 1 (such as DrtyCop or Doctor O) become major players in Episode 2?

8. When are you going to stop pbuming off “searching for ‘royalty free’ porn” as work? Log in to see images!

9. Will Episode 2 make my dreams come true?

10. Episode 1 was great, but the end game options like Domination are kind of…lame. Will Episode 2 have a more open-ended approach, where you’ll be able to periodically add new abilities, items, sidequests, etc? For instance, going back to #3, you could develop a IRL skill system of 10 or so IRL skills, where investing 1 forum visit equals 1% study, wherein you can get rewards for certain percentages. [/suggestion disguised as a question]

11. Will our characters get raped by a pedo (JB) in Episode 2?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

any plans for klan warfare?

might as well ask a general one: what direction do you guys plan to go in after ep. 2 is up and running?

BirdofPrey edited this message on 05/27/2008 9:04PM

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

Uh – do you guys (Crotch Zombie) happen to know Jick et al from KoL – I know Canada is a small place – just curious

SirIsaac

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Troll

WHSOutcast at gmail dot com

1) How’s it hanging, ET?

2) Honestly, I think submittable pics for INCIT is a really good idea. I understand that would mean sorting of pictures by someone, but there’d be people happy to do it. Are there any plans for this in the distant future?

3) If you’re really us, what number are we thinking of right now?

EDIT: jick and co are based out of Arizona, unless I’m an idiot.

SirIsaac edited this message on 05/27/2008 10:06PM

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

are there any plans to make a special subforum for me and make me its mod?

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

On a scale of 1-10 how hawt do you think the lesbian camwhore attacks are for episode2?

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

Will Camwhores ever get true nude attacks? And will the troll character ever find the “one true picture” he’s looking for in the opening cinematic? Will it be an attack? Will there be an episode three? Four? How many?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hell, I can address a couple of these right now.

L2 Posted:

1. How much sodomy goes on during your meetings, and approximately how much of our donation money goes towards anal lube?

6. Is Jalapeno Bootyhole a pedo IRL?

11. Will our characters get raped by a pedo (JB) in Episode 2?

1. You should really wait for our video podcast if you want to know that one. Log in to see images!

6. Depends. Are you a little girl IRL? Log in to see images!

11. See question 6. Log in to see images!

Man, my eyebrows are getting tired!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

You should really wait for our video podcast if you want to know that one. Log in to see images!

A video podcast (“A day in the life of CZ”Log in to see images!

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

why is team shortbus so cool?

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Macks Posted:

why is team shortbus so cool?

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