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Rant **** THE LOW AMOUNT OF FLEZZ I HAVE.

Kelp Plankton

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[Pumpkin Krew]

Level 13 Troll

Oooh look at me Im seasonal

I’m terrible at managing money and am constantly at 0 Flezz and can’t afford ****.

THIS IS MAKING THE GAME VERY DIFFICULT.

The deliveries give me couple hundred tops, which I use on restorative items, which don’t help me at all because I use them all up and die anyway.

AND NOW I’M BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE BY TWO DAYS.

****. **** **** ****.

I hate Flezz.

PhonesItIn

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

lol u out

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

apparently trolls have a pretty hard time with money for a long time, (especially as they don’t have a healing skill) but i’m winding myself down to 0 flezz at the end of my forum trawls, so don’t feel too bad.


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Filthy bumis-
tant

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Shallow Esophagus’s “trust fall” thing is bull****.

Sabre_Justice

Avatar: Turtle Head

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

been noticing that too.

**** the gamblebot.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

i have zero monies

everyone send me some flezz


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Maha

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

i suck too


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Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

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whoever that was

everyone send moar


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Schildkrote

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Shallow Esophagus’s “trust fall” thing is bull****.

**** Shallow Esophagus for doing that ****.


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PhonesItIn

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

give me money

Kelp Plankton

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[Pumpkin Krew]

Level 13 Troll

Oooh look at me Im seasonal

PhonesItIn Posted:

give me money

**** you man I need it more.

goferchan

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 14 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now

Schildkrote

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 10 Troll

I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK male reproductive organS MMMH YEAH HOMOTASTIC GIVE ME THAT SPUNK

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now

What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

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Filthy bumis-
tant

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Schildkrote Posted:

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now

What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

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see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bull**** was put in the game.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Schildkrote Posted:

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now

What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

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see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bull**** was put in the game.

My theory is that it’s a challenge, and games are generally meant to be challenging.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Filthy bumis-
tant

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Schildkrote Posted:

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now

What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

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see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bull**** was put in the game.

My theory is that it’s a challenge, and games are generally meant to be challenging.

Challege = unnecessary annoyance? Whoa then great job there man.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Schildkrote Posted:

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now


What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

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see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bull**** was put in the game.


My theory is that it’s a challenge, and games are generally meant to be challenging.


Challege = unnecessary annoyance? Whoa then great job there man.


It’s a setback. And yes, it is somewhat frustrating, but so is “going directly to jail without pbuming Go.”

We introduce it at a fairly late stage when we feel users are able to build up enough Flezz to take care of it. We also felt some users could have an “excess” of Flezz at that stage (although we might have to adjust after looking at the actual numbers), making things too easy.

Finally, there are story aspects that we wanted to introduce, i.e., that fact that what you’re doing is highly illegal and there’s an enemy out there who’s going to make life hard for you, as opposed to everyone constantly giving you rewards.

We’re fully aware that it’s a bit “cheap” to have to go through with this, and that you’ll have to waste some more forum visits. But as we’ve explained several times, this is a beta and there’s only so much story to get through, so yes, we have to milk it a bit. Furthermore, your low daily forum visits are not written in stone, we just needed to institute it for this cycle of beta testing. Even though this game is running as smooth as a baby’s bum, it’s still in its nascent stages.

Nevertheless, if other users feel as intensely negative about it as you do, we might have to adjust accordingly. Thanks for continuing to grudgingly play this horrible game of ours.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Filthy bumis-
tant

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Schildkrote Posted:

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now


What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

Log in to see images!
see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bull**** was put in the game.


My theory is that it’s a challenge, and games are generally meant to be challenging.


Challege = unnecessary annoyance? Whoa then great job there man.


It’s a setback. And yes, it is somewhat frustrating, but so is “going directly to jail without pbuming Go.”

We introduce it at a fairly late stage when we feel users are able to build up enough Flezz to take care of it. We also felt some users could have an “excess” of Flezz at that stage (although we might have to adjust after looking at the actual numbers), making things too easy.

Finally, there are story aspects that we wanted to introduce, i.e., that fact that what you’re doing is highly illegal and there’s an enemy out there who’s going to make life hard for you, as opposed to everyone constantly giving you rewards.

We’re fully aware that it’s a bit “cheap” to have to go through with this, and that you’ll have to waste some more forum visits. But as we’ve explained several times, this is a beta and there’s only so much story to get through, so yes, we have to milk it a bit. Furthermore, your low daily forum visits are not written in stone, we just needed to institute it for this cycle of beta testing. Even though this game is running as smooth as a baby’s bum, it’s still in its nascent stages.

Nevertheless, if other users feel as intensely negative about it as you do, we might have to adjust accordingly. Thanks for continuing to grudgingly play this horrible game of ours.


You know with your horrible attempts at sarcasm, pedophiliac metaphors, and being so defensive, you’d be a great SA mod.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Filthy bumistant Posted:

Schildkrote Posted:

goferchan Posted:

**** the cop bribe, seriously. i am crippled with lack of money right now


What the **** is with that **** anyway? And then Shallow Esophagus does his **** and takes away any money you have left just to make perfectly sure you get your bum handed to you.

Log in to see images!
see my post in “Drrtycop” thread in general discussion for my theory as to why this bull**** was put in the game.


My theory is that it’s a challenge, and games are generally meant to be challenging.


Challege = unnecessary annoyance? Whoa then great job there man.


It’s a setback. And yes, it is somewhat frustrating, but so is “going directly to jail without pbuming Go.”

We introduce it at a fairly late stage when we feel users are able to build up enough Flezz to take care of it. We also felt some users could have an “excess” of Flezz at that stage (although we might have to adjust after looking at the actual numbers), making things too easy.

Finally, there are story aspects that we wanted to introduce, i.e., that fact that what you’re doing is highly illegal and there’s an enemy out there who’s going to make life hard for you, as opposed to everyone constantly giving you rewards.

We’re fully aware that it’s a bit “cheap” to have to go through with this, and that you’ll have to waste some more forum visits. But as we’ve explained several times, this is a beta and there’s only so much story to get through, so yes, we have to milk it a bit. Furthermore, your low daily forum visits are not written in stone, we just needed to institute it for this cycle of beta testing. Even though this game is running as smooth as a baby’s bum, it’s still in its nascent stages.

Nevertheless, if other users feel as intensely negative about it as you do, we might have to adjust accordingly. Thanks for continuing to grudgingly play this horrible game of ours.


You know with your horrible attempts at sarcasm, pedophiliac metaphors, and being so defensive, you’d be a great SA mod.


That was actually my first-ever attempt at sarcasm, and I’ll try to do better nex…who is this ****ing fabulous person anyway?! And why am I bothering to respond to him?!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Filthy bumis-
tant

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

That was actually my first-ever attempt at sarcasm, and I’ll try to do better nex…who is this ****ing fabulous person anyway?! And why am I bothering to respond to him?!

This confirms it, immediately go ask Rowtax to make you a mod. He might want you to suck on his toes while he sits in his thousand dollar chair though Log in to see images!

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