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Evil Trout [CLOSED] Paid Gig: We're looking for an artist for Episode 2!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

I just posted this on the blog. I figured I’d put it here too for those who don’t read the blog that often:

Evil Trout Posted:

As you know, we’re hard at work on Episode 2 right now. There’s still a fair bit to go, but we’ve made a lot of progress and things are really starting to shape up!

In Episode 1, after you choose your character you are given a short cinematic introducing that archetype’s storyline. All three clbumes have a different storyline which continues in Episode 2.

We’ve brought back the artists who did the Emo and Troll cinematics, but we’ve lost touch with the Camwhore artist. We are looking for someone who thinks they can imitate the style of the MS-painted camwhore art in all new panels.

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This is a paid gig, and if you do a good job there will be an opportunity to contribute more art to our site in the future.

If this sounds like something you’d be good at, please tubmail me or send an email to eviltrout at the game’s domain name with samples of your work.

Thanks!

Evil Trout edited this message on 05/21/2008 2:10PM

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

does the job come with the “we recommend the crotch” epeen?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

does the job come with the “we recommend the crotch” epeen?

Hmmm, I don’t think so. The artists from Episode 1 didn’t receive it. We will have an Episode 2 content contributor E-Peen™ or something like that, but to be honest I’m 99.9% sure you’ll already get that one PB Log in to see images!

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Evil Trout Posted:

Hmmm, I don’t think so. The artists from Episode 1 didn’t receive it. We will have an Episode 2 content contributor E-Peen™ or something like that, but to be honest I’m 99.9% sure you’ll already get that one PB Log in to see images!

PB? Don’t you mean “PD”? Misspelling!!! Gimmie E-Peen!!!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

latester Posted:

PB? Don’t you mean “PD”? Misspelling!!! Gimmie E-Peen!!!

pickled male reproductive organbum is pappabear

edit – hurrrrrr kol in-joke….i hate myself

BirdofPrey edited this message on 05/21/2008 2:21PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

latester Posted:

PB? Don’t you mean “PD”? Misspelling!!! Gimmie E-Peen!!!

Sigh. You’re probably trolling but the typo E-Peen™ only counts for Forumwarz content, not my ****ty posts in Flamebate.

I did mean “PD” though.

Let’s keep this thread on topic guys, it is in GD after all.

Evil Trout edited this message on 05/21/2008 2:22PM

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

CRAYONCAKES 4 ARTIST!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

all the same, the offer of sweet sweet (IRL) flezz interests me

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 05/21/2008 2:41PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Oooh, awesome.

SirIsaac

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Troll

WHSOutcast at gmail dot com

Sure, why not.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Evil Trout Posted:

Hmmm, I don’t think so. The artists from Episode 1 didn’t receive it. We will have an Episode 2 content contributor E-Peen™ or something like that, but to be honest I’m 99.9% sure you’ll already get that one PB Log in to see images!

So, does this mean…

– Any form of episode 2 content (Junk Contest, this gig, etc.) will net you the same E-Peen; or…

– Episode 2 contributor E-Peen, plus exclusive stuff for special stuff (like Junk Contest)?

Just wondering how that’ll work.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

This is a me?

I can imitate it on IRL paper, but I lost touch with digital drawing. Might give it a shot, tho.

Fran edited this message on 05/21/2008 4:24PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

This is the extent of my mspaint skills. I may try a same styled thing in photoshop just because I am much more familiar with those tools.

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fabulous persongerydagge-
rydoo

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Anonymous Legi-
on
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

**** sucks, lol.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

L2 Posted:

So, does this mean…

– Any form of episode 2 content (Junk Contest, this gig, etc.) will net you the same E-Peen; or…

– Episode 2 contributor E-Peen, plus exclusive stuff for special stuff (like Junk Contest)?

Just wondering how that’ll work.

The plan is:

– Junk Contest will have its own E-Peen™

– This gig won’t give any E-Peen™

– Another E-Peen™ for something that’s currently secret.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO

wilD-****22

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

Log in to see images!

also,

Log in to see images!

maybe i should try for real. bah, too much effort

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

We found someone, thanks to the people who applied!

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