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I'VE LOST MY SCREWDRIVER, PLZ HALP!!!
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GUYS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I LOST MY SCREWDRIVER TODAY. IT WAS JUST SITTING ON THE TABLE AND NOW IT’S GONE.
OH NO.
OH DEAR LORD NO.
HOW AM I GOING TO WORK WITHOUT MY SCREWDRIVER? HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN IT? OH NO, I HOPE MY BOSS FRANK DOESN’T USE THESE FORUMS. IF HE FINDS OUT I MIGHT GET FIRED. PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM ANYBODY, I REALLY LIKE MY JOB AND IT’S ALL I HAVE. I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN THE HOME AGAIN…
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 5:37PM |
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HAVE YOU TRIED LOOKING UP YOUR bum? SOMETIMES I LOSE SCREWDRIVERS THERE. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 5:39PM |
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UPDATE:
I’VE DECIDED TO GO LOOK FOR IT. I THINK THAT’S IT FOR NOW. MAYBE I LEFT IT UNDER THE FRIDGE. MAYBE JEEBUS TOOK IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT BAD THINGS ABOUT ESCHER. I’M SORRY EVERYBODY.Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 5:40PM |
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UPDATE 2:
OK. IT WASN’T UNDER THE FRIDGE. I WILL TRY LOOKING IN THE COOKIE JAR, BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE MY SISTER USED TO HIDE MY THINGS AND LAUGH AT ME WITH HER FRIENDS. BY THE WAY TOM, I AM NOT THAT STUPID. MY SCREWDRIVER COULD NEVER FIT IN MY POOP PLACE.Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 5:47PM |
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So apparently you’ve tried it before… bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 7:03PM |
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Here’s a tutorial on how to get back your sexual device: 1. Get a gun of your choice. Any gun should suffice. 2. Point it to your head. 3. Pull the trigger. 4. ???? 5. PROFIT!!! The internet is serious business. Now go **** yourself plz. |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 10:06PM |
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i used to watch southpark before they sold out My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****. |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 11:38PM |
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o no! i hope u find it! ur boss sounds mean!Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/29/2008 11:44PM |
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UPDATE 3:
OK GUYS, I COULDN’T FIND IT. I EVEN TOOK ALL DAY YESTERDAY OFF OF WORK. (I CALLED IN SICK.) I CAN’T DO THAT AGAIN, SO NOW I HAVE TO TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO FRANK. WISH ME LUCK.Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 8:28AM |
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Do you, perchance, pbum a hardware store (or even a general drygoods and sundries shop) on your way to work? You should be able to pick up a decent screwdriver for $10 or so.
If you can get the same colour, Frank won’t even notice that it’s not the regular one, and you won’t have to tell him the truth.
If it’s a different colour, you can tell him what happened and then show him that you’ve bought a new screwdriver to replace the one you’ve lost. In that case, he’ll be impressed with your initiative.
$10 may be a couple of hours’ wages, but it’s a small price to pay for not getting yelled at. Good luck! enire edited this message on 05/01/2008 2:51PM Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 2:51PM |
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UPDATE UM 2:
I TRIED DOING THAT, BUT FRANK STILL CAUGHT ME. I LOST MY JOB AT THE SCREWDRIVER FACTORY… HOW AM I GOING TO EAT? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/02/2008 8:27AM |
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If you want to get three meals a day, the best thing to do is get arrested. They feed you for free in jail. Maybe you could stab Frank with the replacement screwdriver… Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2008 11:58PM |
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| Posted On: 05/04/2008 12:28AM |
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