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Teh super duper epic txt adventure quest thread
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Alrighty, I’m going to start an RPG style quest right here in this thread. The rules, guidelines, and mechanics of the game is so complex (and also I haven’t come up with them yet) that I cannot post them all, so either join my quest or try to stand in my way and we will see what happens.
Anyway, I guess I am a lvl 1 rogue type character. I’m in a pub sitting at a table with a knife and an empty bottle. I guess I’m waiting for something to happen. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 11:00AM |
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I’m a level 99 Orc. And I walk into the pub and sodomize you and steal all of your gold and equipment. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 11:02AM |
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mary misanthrope Posted:
hacks… |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 11:19AM |
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I’m a level 2 healer who stops into the pub for refreshment on her journey. I make some poultices out of the herbs I carry with me and they heal 10% of your wounds. I ask for payment and you tell me that orc stole all your money. I punch you in the nose. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 11:27AM |
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I am a Terminator T-X
I have been sent from the future. I take on the appearance of Miles, walk into the bar and kill latester, mary misanthrope and Kerridwen_Kali with a plasma gun. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 11:43AM |
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i am god i destroy the earth
or whatever planet you’re on **** it i destroy everything gigerth edited this message on 04/27/2008 11:45AM |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 11:44AM |
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I am a ForumWarz player. I have a PruneBook with built-in wireless. I am sitting on the toilet taking a crap while I post, which is the only reason for having wireless in your home. Really. That’s what I’m doing. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 2:40PM |
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I’m a level NaN Blood Elf, I walk into the pub and stab you all with a sword, as I proceed to enjoy your bodies. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 2:49PM |
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gigerth Posted:
Skynet sends me back 1,000,000,000,000,000 years into the past and I destroy god |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 2:52PM |
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20 years from now i will take 1000000 droidikas with me and DESTROY THIS FORUM! MELog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 2:57PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2008 2:59PM |
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My quest is to acquire a “How to Draw Manga” book for the high priest. Who is with me? |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 12:41AM |
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lvl 10 camwhore joins party.
OMG hai! |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 12:48AM |
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I walk into the bar in my black leather duster and cowboy hat. I have twin Desert Eagles in side holsters and 2 katannas strapped across my back. I am wearing Hello kitty pajamas. I saunter up to the bartender and order a glbum of milk. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:07AM |
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We now leave the establishment and head down a dirt road, which forks. Should we go left or right? |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:24AM |
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/ban SLASH BAN edited this message on 11/19/2008 4:21PM |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:25AM |
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Being startled, I stab my sword through Joe Blob’s chest, and propose that the two paths are traps, and suggest we go straight. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:37AM |
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I go off to the left. I see a voloptuous naked female. I shoot her. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:38AM |
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I followed Biff, and as he is killing the female, I steal his wallet. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:39AM |
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My wallet contains: 3 silver pieces, Condomns, 3 Fake IDs and a Pine-shaped wallet freshener.
I feed the naked female corpse to the dragon hiding in the mullberry bushes and go back to the crossroads. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2008 1:42AM |
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