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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Alrighty, I’m going to start an RPG style quest right here in this thread. The rules, guidelines, and mechanics of the game is so complex (and also I haven’t come up with them yet) that I cannot post them all, so either join my quest or try to stand in my way and we will see what happens.

Anyway, I guess I am a lvl 1 rogue type character. I’m in a pub sitting at a table with a knife and an empty bottle. I guess I’m waiting for something to happen.

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

I’m a level 99 Orc. And I walk into the pub and sodomize you and steal all of your gold and equipment.

Miles

Avatar: Emo Girl
3

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

mary misanthrope Posted:

I’m a level 99 Orc. And I walk into the pub and sodomize you and steal all of your gold and equipment.

hacks…

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

I’m a level 2 healer who stops into the pub for refreshment on her journey. I make some poultices out of the herbs I carry with me and they heal 10% of your wounds. I ask for payment and you tell me that orc stole all your money. I punch you in the nose.

If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
All Of You S-
hot

Avatar: If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot's Avatar
5

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I am a Terminator T-X

I have been sent from the future. I take on the appearance of Miles, walk into the bar and kill latester, mary misanthrope and Kerridwen_Kali with a plasma gun.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i am god i destroy the earth

or whatever planet you’re on **** it i destroy everything

gigerth edited this message on 04/27/2008 11:45AM

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I am a ForumWarz player. I have a PruneBook with built-in wireless. I am sitting on the toilet taking a crap while I post, which is the only reason for having wireless in your home. Really. That’s what I’m doing.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I’m a level NaN Blood Elf, I walk into the pub and stab you all with a sword, as I proceed to enjoy your bodies.

If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
All Of You S-
hot

Avatar: If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot's Avatar
5

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

gigerth Posted:

i am god i destroy the earth

or whatever planet you’re on **** it i destroy everything

Skynet sends me back 1,000,000,000,000,000 years into the past and I destroy god

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

20 years from now i will take 1000000 droidikas with me and DESTROY THIS FORUM! MELog in to see images!

Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Log in to see images!

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

My quest is to acquire a “How to Draw Manga” book for the high priest. Who is with me?

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

lvl 10 camwhore joins party.

OMG hai!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I walk into the bar in my black leather duster and cowboy hat. I have twin Desert Eagles in side holsters and 2 katannas strapped across my back. I am wearing Hello kitty pajamas. I saunter up to the bartender and order a glbum of milk.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

We now leave the establishment and head down a dirt road, which forks. Should we go left or right?

SLASH BAN

Avatar: TENGO RAGE FOR NANA's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 11 Hacker

“BASIC”

/ban

SLASH BAN edited this message on 11/19/2008 4:21PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Being startled, I stab my sword through Joe Blob’s chest, and propose that the two paths are traps, and suggest we go straight.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I go off to the left. I see a voloptuous naked female. I shoot her.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I followed Biff, and as he is killing the female, I steal his wallet.

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

My wallet contains: 3 silver pieces, Condomns, 3 Fake IDs and a Pine-shaped wallet freshener.

I feed the naked female corpse to the dragon hiding in the mullberry bushes and go back to the crossroads.

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