I open a roadside stand selling pie and lemonade at the crossroads.

I buy pie and lemonade for everybody in my crew…..who the **** is in my crew again?

A generic mage comes in and tells a boring and unfunny story. IRL, you go to pee. When you come back, you’ve acquired a useless item.

Okay, we go left at the fork, and encounter a monster made out of **** and snot. It has about 100 hp. Somebody kill it.

Great, now we have a monster made out of ****, snot, AND jizz with 150 hp. Somebody else kill it this time.

Okay monster is dead, and we walk further down the trail. Now we gotta either go into the woods, or form a circle jerk right here in the dirt. Anybody for going into the woods?

Are there shoe stores in the woods?

I’m a first level paladin. Since I never get laid, I figure, WTF, might as well be a paladin. When I reach 10th level, I’ll take douchebag as a prestige clbum.

I stagger out of the forest, almost dead. Before I lapse into unconsciousness, I manage to gasp, “Beware the Ewoks. Hey, you gonna eat that biscuit?”

I see a group of adventurers milling about, killing **** monsters and stealing each other’s wallets. I run up to them and say “Hi, have any of you seen a gazebo around here?” I adjust my bow on my back, and look around nervously.

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I walk up to the monster and whine to it about how my life sucks, causeing the monster to shoot itself doing 9999 dmg.

LIMIT BREAK!