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Gay Going to shave my balls

w00w00

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4

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

any advice/methods?

I’m not new to shaving my balls btw


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See the Genius in me!

VengeanceX

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Take a nice sharp knife, put it length wise to the male reproductive organ, so the blade is running parallel with it. Now turn it 180°, and thrust forward with all your might. You will feel discomfort at this stage, but that’s normal. Now proceed to drag the handle sideways, there may be even more discomfort at this stage or your vision my blackout. Don’t worry, this is a side effect of getting a nice close shave.

VengeanceX edited this message on 04/25/2008 12:47AM

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ololololololololol…

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

use a knife


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Jo****

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2

[klan klan klan]

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I shaved the hair between mah bum crack and now I have to **** in a cup and eat it, the puke it onto a pile of **** and eat that.


**** ****ING CHRIST ON A male reproductive organ STICK!!!

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

use a lighter and burn the hair off. be careful not to burn yourself, of course. just singe a little bit at a time until you have smooth* hairless balls.

*If your balls are wrinkly, you can go over them lightly with an iron, or send them out to be steam cleaned.


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Paraone

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7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

go to home depot and buy sOME MURatic acid then pur it into a glbum the put your balls into the glbum until they are gone


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Paraone Posted:

go to home depot and buy sOME MURatic acid then pur it into a glbum the put your balls into the glbum until they are gone

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Spread peanut bumer on your balls and have your dog lick it off. After a few hours the hair should be gone.


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Paraone

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[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

BirdofPrey Posted:

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balls


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