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Pumpkin The Thread for New People to Introduce Themselves

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Generic statement welcoming all new players which is definitely not an obvious excuse to bump the thread.

hi i like dolphins. and some whale.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Hello all new players!

WELCOME TO FORUMWARZ I HOPE THAT YOU DONT SUCK

arbitrayer

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Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

O HAI

Im arbitrayer, or arby for short.

Some of you may know me as a dumb fine upstanding member of society, and i strongly encourage those people to give me money to make that my title.

I think I am a pretty cool guy. I play incit and dont afraid of anything

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
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YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

arbitrayer Posted:

O HAI

Im arbitrayer, or arby for short.

Some of you may know me as a dumb fine upstanding member of society, and i strongly encourage those people to give me money to make that my title.

I think I am a pretty cool guy. I play incit and dont afraid of anything

oh hey ive seen you post before

i may have called you a dumb fine upstanding member of society

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

arbitrayer Posted:

O HAI

Im arbitrayer, or arby for short.

Some of you may know me as a dumb fine upstanding member of society, and i strongly encourage those people to give me money to make that my title.

I think I am a pretty cool guy. I play incit and dont afraid of anything

haha meme

dumb fine upstanding member of society

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

i was going to abstain from calling arbitrayer a dumb fine upstanding member of society in this thread

oh well **** that

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

arbitrayer, you are a dumb fine upstanding member of society

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Macks Posted:

arbitrayer, you are a dumb fine upstanding member of society

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

OHHHH

i remember that thread now

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m a mother ****ing bear Log in to see images!

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

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holy****whatthe****holy****whatthe****holy****whatthe****?

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holy****whatthe****holy****whatthe****holy****whatthe****?

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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

OHHHH

i remember that thread now

oh so do i

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Bear Posted:

I’m a mother ****ing bear Log in to see images!

HEY I REMEMBER YOU

YOU’RE OKAY IN MY BOOK

AT LEAST I THINK YOU ARE

I COULD BE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE

BUT FOR NOW YOU ARE OKAY IN MY BOOK

p123m0l33t

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Eat **** ****s !!!11one333

Suxxxorzzz

**** you all.

You can suck each others ****holes !

p123m0l33t Posted:

Hi I’m p123m0l33t, I fail at trolling and want to join TSB, but I fail too much..

Hi!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

-God- Posted:

Hi!

projection

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

I believe it is important for new players to be able to introduce themselves. It serves three important purposes.

1. Allows those who are hesitant to post a place to do so without having to jump right in to the cesspool.

2. Something we haven’t figured out yet.

3. Helps bump nana’s flamebate score. Log in to see images!

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

scullyangel Posted:

I believe it is important for new players to be able to introduce themselves. It serves three important purposes.

1. Allows those who are hesitant to post a place to do so without having to jump right in to the cesspool.

2. Something we haven’t figured out yet.

3. Helps bump nana’s flamebate score. Log in to see images!

I AGREE

WHICH IS WHY I AM GOING TO BUY A COMMUNITY AD ADVERTISING THIS THREAD

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

WHATS UP NEWfabulous personS

I got myself here a guide on how to not get beat down on these forums.

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* If you go into the roleplaying forums expect flames.

If you are unable to tell which forums are the roleplaying forums (hi onli), then we’d be glad to have you.

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* The ‘Big’ Klans.

The first, and best klan ever, is Team Shortbus. Team Shortbus is the klan that will probably make fun of when you first join. It actively recruits new and funny members. Though your definition of funny may vary. The only klan TSB likes that isn’t itself is SRSLY.

Then there are what I like to call “The Whore Klans”, these are klans that let any male reproductive organ and Tom past their loosely hinged doors and into their cavernous woman's genitals. If you’re desperate, trying joining one of those.

And lastly, there are the domination klans. The only notable of these is Brainfreeze, which has the highest fabulous person to cool person ratio other than team shortbus, whose ratio is 0:1

Brainfreeze’s is about 30:2 or something like that.

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* Don’t take things seriously.

Because then everyone will make fun of you.

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* Don’t be overly verbose in a misguided attempt to appear “intelligent”.

If you think that **** makes you smart, then go play KoL.

lol im a fabulous person Log in to see images!

This should be tubmailed to people that reach level 7.

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