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Fix It Things that are broken

Lundegaard

Avatar: Tight Skirt
50

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

That definitely needs fixed. I keep trying INCIT, too.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

My heart Log in to see images!

Eyedes Ghu

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
56

[Forumbuildr Addicts]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That is just one more reason to not play this game. I had been updating the wiki whenever a forum published. Forumbuildr was my only real motivation for even looking here for over a year.

Opinoz Porto-
it-Snuttlecot

Avatar: Piggy Bank
16

Level 24 Permanoob

“Moron”

REFRESH IS A LIE!!! This is what I got when I tried to refresh.

“Sorry, but you’ve entered too many forums today.

You may only enter a forum 4 times a day.

Forumwarz is meant to be played over many days. We want to create an experience that you keep coming back to, so we can surprise you with new features and events.

Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Wanna buy some forum visits?

If you are eager to keep playing, you can buy more forum visits and support the development of Forumwarz.

Ideas for wasting away this new-found “free time”

Contribute to the forumbuildr v2.0 BETA and have fun building forums with other players.

Browse our Flamebate Discussion Forums

Gamble away all your hard-earned Flezz on sTalk

Go back to school and learn a trade, you lazy ****

Finally move out of your parents’ basement. Seriously, you’re 28 and it’s pathetic

Find someone who’s willing to have sex with you despite your obvious flaws in character and physique

Cry yourself to sleep every night out of loneliness

Down an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamins in a mock suicide attempt

...okay, just stop whining about this gameplay limit, okay? We need to give our servers a break somehow, for ****’s sake. Also, we know your kind. You’d probably play through the entire thing in one stint if you could. Haven’t you ever heard of “delayed gratification”? You should give it a try sometime.

Gameplay-limit”

Dr Donald Me-
nzel

Avatar: 264437 2013-08-02 02:56:38 -0400
137

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Eyedes Ghu Posted:

That is just one more reason to not play this game. I had been updating the wiki whenever a forum published. Forumbuildr was my only real motivation for even looking here for over a year.

Get back to dom!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Opinoz Portoit-Snuttlecot Posted:

REFRESH IS A LIE!!! This is what I got when I tried to refresh.

“Sorry, but you’ve entered too many forums today.

You may only enter a forum 4 times a day.

Forumwarz is meant to be played over many days. We want to create an experience that you keep coming back to, so we can surprise you with new features and events.

Psst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Wanna buy some forum visits?

If you are eager to keep playing, you can buy more forum visits and support the development of Forumwarz.

Ideas for wasting away this new-found “free time”

Contribute to the forumbuildr v2.0 BETA and have fun building forums with other players.

Browse our Flamebate Discussion Forums

Gamble away all your hard-earned Flezz on sTalk

Go back to school and learn a trade, you lazy ****

Finally move out of your parents’ basement. Seriously, you’re 28 and it’s pathetic

Find someone who’s willing to have sex with you despite your obvious flaws in character and physique

Cry yourself to sleep every night out of loneliness

Down an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamins in a mock suicide attempt

...okay, just stop whining about this gameplay limit, okay? We need to give our servers a break somehow, for ****’s sake. Also, we know your kind. You’d probably play through the entire thing in one stint if you could. Haven’t you ever heard of “delayed gratification”? You should give it a try sometime.

Gameplay-limit”

What the **** are you talking about, son?

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

male reproductive organs

Avid Fan

Avatar: 267098 2013-05-08 10:20:09 -0400
26

[De Trout Spinners]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

bobdisgea Posted:

male reproductive organs

In your bum fatboy! Log in to see images!

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

Evil Trout Posted:

BTW, it is still my long term goal to keep this game running forever. The longer it runs, the better a snapshot it is of the web back around 2007.

Note to future historians:

Everyone really talked like this IRL before the social justice wars

but we weren’t happy about it

Also those are not finger puppets, they were used for sex

Dr Donald Me-
nzel

Avatar: 264437 2013-08-02 02:56:38 -0400
137

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

bet you’ve fingered a few puppets in your time Log in to see images!

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

*...been _________ by…

rodonite

Avatar: Tight Skirt
22

[one man burning fo-
rce
]

Level 38 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

9000 male reproductive organes

Dr Jerome Hu-
nsaker

Avatar: 263954 2015-02-04 01:29:46 -0500
122

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

Lundegaard Posted:

That definitely needs fixed. I keep trying INCIT, too.

Me too Log in to see images!

Come on ET, please fix INCIT. *sigh* I remember the good ol days when you could click into INCIT at any time of the day or night and be greeted with welcomes and insults, and insulting welcomes by many twisted individuals… *sigh*

MoroseMimic

Avatar: Crying Painting
21

Level 66 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Whoops, even the Paypal certificate has expired.

Tetrio

Avatar: Dust Mite
21

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

MoroseMimic Posted:

Whoops, even the Paypal certificate has expired.

Now I can’t get episode 2. Bugger.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

MoroseMimic Posted:

Whoops, even the Paypal certificate has expired.

Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Log in to see images! Chuck Diesel edited this message on 09/04/2018 2:41PM

StarkJade Posted:

Note to future historians:

Everyone really talked like this IRL before the social justice wars

but we weren’t happy about it

Also those are not finger puppets, they were used for sex

Rosetta Stone level artiFACTS

C4SP3R

Avatar: Abstract Web
8

[DarkNet]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Can’t upload new avatar image even if it’s 93x93 and smaller than 100 KB (which I bumume they meant since, what the f*** is ‘less than 100 K’Log in to see images!. Fix please? :/

I still like this game.. e_e

XaPi

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
25

Level 69 Troll

**** klan fine upstanding member of society

Things that are broken

Discourse. And Jeff Atwood’s social skills. Am I right, @Evil_Trout?

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