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Macho CONTENTS FOR 1000000000000 BP - Get Forumwarz shut down permanently

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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  YOU!

It's time for   you to  get creative and find a way   to  shut
down   this website permanently!  WHat

is you prize you ask well let   me  tell you

the prize

is 10000000 BP or is   it 1000000000000000000000 like

the title of the thread   suggests? There is   no way to know  before

you win
the CONTENTS  so make it happen

THE CIDER HOUSE RULES
was a  good movie but  there are  no rule

s to this contents    so whatever   it takes do it.

SOME SUGGESTIONS?
well sure


1) steal Robert Warms identity and cancel his credit   cards
 that he   used to pay for server?  MAYBE!

2) somethins gotta be illegal   to do
 post ona website?  MAYBE too!

3) print  up ever page  and post posted to this 
 posting place  and give it 2 a judge  as evidence of a hate 
crime?  YOURE WASTING YOURE LIFE!

So there you have it folks another fine fall clbumic   for the   good people of Ohio. 
 You just  can't make  this
things up.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I am not going to admit that I read this.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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twas Posted:

I am not going to admit that I read this.

Patently Chill Prestidigitator Posted:

so theres this big bum moose, and he walks up to this lady **** in the supermarket and asks her where the potatoes are at and she says aisle 5. so the moose goes to aisle 5 and, get this, there aint no potato

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Were there tomatoes?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Posting in case of peen.

Gordon Gray

Avatar: 263695 2015-06-11 14:20:12 -0400
136

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Troll

i think i'm funny but the truth is i'm just a dip****

twas Posted:

I am not going to admit that I read this.

I’m not…

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

posing incase i get a peen for living in ohio

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

CrinkzPipe Posted:

posing incase i get a peen for living in ohio

They already have all the astronauts.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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I’m going to amend the contents rules to offer RObert Word $5 to shut down the site permanently. This will effectively double the profits he’s made off this site so i think its a p good deal!

Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

im surprised the game earns enough to keep itself going. whose the dumbbumes buying beepee?

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

CrinkzPipe Posted:

posing incase i get a peen for living in ohio

I also live in Ohio

Gordon Gray

Avatar: 263695 2015-06-11 14:20:12 -0400
136

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Troll

i think i'm funny but the truth is i'm just a dip****

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I also live in Ohio

Cool avatar Log in to see images!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Gordon Gray Posted:

Cool avatar Log in to see images!

Thanks. It’s a bunch of bumes. Someone gave it to me. I miss when it was young male reproductive organ Van Dyke though.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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The following people kindly get teh **** outa my thread:

-everybody

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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I am officially doubling the prize for all forumwariors (the third worst thing you could ever call someone) and Robert Word himself (the second worst thing you could call someone(the worst thing you could call someone is whatever the jalapeno pepper guys’ real name is or his name here)) meaning that the prize for getting this place shut down is now 2 followed by some number of zeros and the prize for Robert is $10. I will also write the 2nd act love song of a rock opera about the person who gets the website shut down. Im totally serious. Make it happen.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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For inspiration ~~

Step 1: Force hack somebody old account

Step 2: Edit abuncha their old posts to some **** thats illegal in Canada (Maple Syrup critique? General impoliteness? i know nothing about Canada laws u ****in figure it out)

Step 3: Report the posts to Canada mounted police (note find out if they have real police and go there first if so)

Step 4: Cash in on this contest

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Indiana Jonas Posted:

I am officially doubling the prize for all forumwariors (the third worst thing you could ever call someone) and Robert Word himself (the second worst thing you could call someone(the worst thing you could call someone is whatever the jalapeno pepper guys’ real name is or his name here)) meaning that the prize for getting this place shut down is now 2 followed by some number of zeros and the prize for Robert is $10. I will also write the 2nd act love song of a rock opera about the person who gets the website shut down. Im totally serious. Make it happen.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

Indiana Jonas Posted:

I am officially doubling the prize for all forumwariors (the third worst thing you could ever call someone) and Robert Word himself (the second worst thing you could call someone(the worst thing you could call someone is whatever the jalapeno pepper guys’ real name is or his name here)) meaning that the prize for getting this place shut down is now 2 followed by some number of zeros and the prize for Robert is $10. I will also write the 2nd act love song of a rock opera about the person who gets the website shut down. Im totally serious. Make it happen.

Gonna report this contents 2 that unclaimed prize money directory thing or mayb thats for tax rebates or somethin?

Ambien Walrus

Avatar: 271171 2014-07-02 18:33:09 -0400

Level 1 Re-Re

Indiana Jonas Posted:

Gonna report this contents 2 that unclaimed prize money directory thing or mayb thats for tax rebates or somethin?

Log in to see images!

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Indiana Jonas Posted:

Gonna report this contents 2 that unclaimed prize money directory thing or mayb thats for tax rebates or somethin?

I looked it up and it’s like for paychecks and stuff so yeah I just needed an excuse to post ina nother thread so it s all me on the front page livin the glory days again

btw the OP of this contents is some damn poetry

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