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Contest Official CZ Contest: A Flaming New Decade! BP + E-Peen

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

It’s time to give away a bunch of our recently encheapened Brownie Points, plus the first new E-Peen™ in ages. What’s this one about? You guessed it: writing our content for us!

Some of our game forums, particularly in Episode 1, have a percentage of generic “angry replies” that you see while pwning. None were created later than 2009. We need your trollish expertise to come up with some hip, contemporary replies for the twenty-tens. Can you believe we don’t even have such modern clbumics as “haters gonna hate” or “u mad bro”?

This can’t stand. You can help us get some new stuff in there, but preferably with a clever and hilarious twist!

Here’s how you enter. Just come up with a maximum of three generic angry replies, using the Forumbuildr syntax (see the cheat sheet in Forumbuildr by clicking the Angry Replies bumon) and Tubmail it to me here with the subject “A Flaming New Decade”. Please do not post submission in this thread.

Sweet, generic prizes:

    • 250 Log in to see images! and a special E-Peen™ for the player with the best overall submission

    • 150 Log in to see images! and a special E-Peen™ for the player with the second-best overall submission

    • 50 Log in to see images!

    Pretty simple, right? Remember, this is a contest thread, so there’s (ironically) no trolling allowed, lest the hammer comes out.

    Looking forward to seeing what you come up with!

    Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Forgot to mention the cutoff date. Please get those subs in within a week. That’s Tuesday, November 13 at 12:00 p.m. (EST). Then we’ll need a bit of time to decide the winners and distribute the prizes.

Thanks!

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

looks awesome thx

Chawin was banned for this post by Evil Trout

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

man I like legit try to enter a contest and then all i get are mistakes from forumwarz because you suck too many male reproductive organs ET

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Log in to see images!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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▲ ▲

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

use any of my posts from like the past year or something plus keep them in blue you unintelligent African-American tia for the beeps

Chuck Diesel was banned for this post by Jalapeno Bootyhole

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

how many uses of fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person are in the game

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Where’s all this new life coming from? ET and JB posting? People being banned for stuff? Official contests?

Next thing you know we’ll be getting the last 2 Dom seasons of peen, Whatever Invariel was working on will be thrown up and development will start on that PVP thing Angry Hobo came up with 2-3 years back.

Man, there may even be 5 people to play a game of INCIT!!!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Dunatis Posted:

Where’s all this new life coming from? ET and JB posting? People being banned for stuff? Official contests?

Next thing you know we’ll be getting the last 2 Dom seasons of peen, Whatever Invariel was working on will be thrown up and development will start on that PVP thing Angry Hobo came up with 2-3 years back.

Man, there may even be 5 people to play a game of INCIT!!!

In the words of highly promoted by this website’s hosts so called hip, contemporary internet lingo — LOL.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

**** off and die

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I thought I was the only one allowed to have official contests?

Also, this is a good time to inaugurate me as governor.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I suppose I should bail your poor bumes out again.

Shii edited this message on 11/07/2012 10:19PM

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

It’s time to give away a bunch of our recently encheapened Brownie Points, plus the first new E-Peen™ in ages. What’s this one about? You guessed it: writing our content for us!

Some of our game forums, particularly in Episode 1, have a percentage of generic “angry replies” that you see while pwning. None were created later than 2009. We need your trollish expertise to come up with some hip, contemporary replies for the twenty-tens. Can you believe we don’t even have such modern clbumics as “haters gonna hate” or “u mad bro”?

This can’t stand. You can help us get some new stuff in there, but preferably with a clever and hilarious twist!

Here’s how you enter. Just come up with a maximum of three generic angry replies, using the Forumbuildr syntax (see the cheat sheet in Forumbuildr by clicking the Angry Replies bumon) and Tubmail it to me here with the subject “A Flaming New Decade”. Please do not post submission in this thread.

Sweet, generic prizes:

    • 250 Log in to see images! and a special E-Peen™ for the player with the best overall submission

    • 150 Log in to see images! and a special E-Peen™ for the player with the second-best overall submission

    • 50 Log in to see images!

    Pretty simple, right? Remember, this is a contest thread, so there’s (ironically) no trolling allowed, lest the hammer comes out.

    Looking forward to seeing what you come up with!

    Log in to see images!

    U sad, Bro.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Shii Posted:

I suppose I should bail your poor bumes out again.

oh **** its Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Shii Posted:

I suppose I should bail your poor bumes out again.

Noooooo!!!!

Now I have competition Log in to see images!

Dunatis Posted:

People being banned for stuff?

JB’s new boyfriend wears the pants in the house and Trout’s mommy made him clean the basement. They’re desperate to be big boys somewhere.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Bacchus Posted:

JB’s new boyfriend wears the pants in the house and Trout’s mommy made him clean the basement. They’re desperate to be big boys somewhere.

Save those wicked burns for the contest!

Not gonna lie, there have been fewer responses than I expected (shoulda listened to ET) which means you still have a good chance of winning. Few more days to get them in, so don’t be shy!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Save those wicked burns for the contest!

Not gonna lie, there have been fewer responses than I expected (shoulda listened to ET) which means you still have a good chance of winning. Few more days to get them in, so don’t be shy!

You’d almost think that most people left the site or only log on to point out this fact or something…

Might be too little too late but hey, don’t let us oldfabulous persons stop you!

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
47

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Save those wicked burns for the contest!

Not gonna lie, there have been fewer responses than I expected (shoulda listened to ET) which means you still have a good chance of winning. Few more days to get them in, so don’t be shy!

I suppose I should bail your poor bumes out again.

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