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Macho [CLOSED] Movember sexy beard-off for 200+ BPs!!!!

Ingenue

Avatar: 253099 2011-06-08 21:56:09 -0400

[Brainfreeze]

Level 12 Re-Re

lol alts

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

Dunatis Posted:

So far 2 entries, one from a guy who had a beard to start with and wasn’t going to shave it anyways, and one from the guy who made the damn contest so wtf?

SO MY ENTRY DOESN’T COUN’T FOR ****? GREAT THANKS fabulous personNUTS

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

“BUT JOHNALD YOU DIDN’T POST A BEFORE PICTURE” WELL THIS GUY DIDN’T EVEN SHAVE BEFORE SO I DON’T EVEN CARE WHAT THE **** YOU THINK

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Johnald The Robot Posted:

SO MY ENTRY DOESN’T COUN’T FOR ****? GREAT THANKS fabulous personNUTS

My bad entirely Log in to see images!

I have dishonored my family.

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chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

I guess the easy thing to do would be to throw you all 100 Log in to see images!

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Okay so Best Phallus went to Dunatis. Log in to see images! sent.

Best blonde beard and/or ****ty camera went to Johnald. Log in to see images! sent.

Best brohubbalicious gangsterrr **** went to Chuck Diesel. Log in to see images! sent.

Lack of a Monkey Tail beard and failure to be a man went to Malaise. -95 Log in to see images! penalty.

Best Off to a Sexy Start but I Suffered From Performance Anxiety went to Chawin. InvisiLog in to see images! sent.

Best having to shave that **** to get a job went to Sdgrbbumbro. If the job was worth it, fistbump sent. If not, send that **** back posthaste.

Worst posts in the thread awarded to Bocus. Euthanides sent.

Have I forgotten anyone?

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

We’ll see if anyone shows up before the 7th to claim something Log in to see images!

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Dunatis Posted:

We’ll see if anyone shows up before the 7th to claim something Log in to see images!

If I can find the camera ill take one.

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Dunatis Posted:

That isn’t an actual… like… usable 2-foot horse ding-dong that you actually like, use, is it?

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

chammisan Posted:

Have I forgotten anyone?

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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

That isn’t an actual… like… usable 2-foot horse ding-dong that you actually like, use, is it?

I’ve never tried to use it as anything but a clubbing weapon, but I’ve seen testimonial pics of it in use >_>

Wasn’t women either…

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

That isn’t an actual… like… usable 2-foot horse ding-dong that you actually like, use, is it?

Don’t worry, he has like 50 more

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Some beard thing what.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

The first of however many bad animations I decide to make.

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bumonz

Avatar: 209389 2009-10-11 13:06:38 -0400
5

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Silly Puppy

Dunatis Posted:

The first of however many bad animations I decide to make.

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How did you grow a beard in mere seconds!?!?!?!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

bumonz Posted:

How did you grow a beard in mere seconds!?!?!?!

To be honest it took a whole 4 hours, but that’s the magic of editing! Log in to see images!

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

I watched your head through that whole thing Dunatis. I didn’t see even a single hair sprout.

False advertising imo

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