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The Food Counterparts of 80's & 90's Metal | |||||||
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I was think about this when I was driving home.
AC/DC – Would be like a big awesome bacon double cheeseburger cuz they kind of have this universal basic kind of appeal (not a critique of their music like technically, more like the experience of listening) but you’re still like **** yeah thats some good **** right there but maybe a little greasy.
The Scorpions – Like some really good gourmet Italian **** or somethin maybe like some good bum tortellini with shrimps and your like **** this sauce is good how they make that so good and you’re like oh what are these things those taste awesome too like you can just really sit down take your time and enjoy that **** and you’re like oh man this is so good.
Motorhead – Motorhead is a big ****in steak all bloody n **** with some good asparagus like you like if you don’t even like asparagus.
Metallica – Mcdonalds because its **** and every ****stain eats it.
Pantera – Similar but even worse, like a ****ty variety of Hamburger Helper.
That’s all I thought of at this point yes it is an awesome post and you’re welcome. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 7:24PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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sorry bro but old metallica was awesome also you forgot megadeth |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 7:34PM | View Chuck Diesel's Profile | # | ||||||
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metal is to music what fried sheep balls are to food. pointless and disgusting Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 7:52PM | View Patently Chill P...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Diesel Posted:Maybe old metallica is the McRib. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 8:28PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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Metallica – McDonald’s fries that have been in your car for a few months. Pretty good when you first got them but they’re old and stale now.
Stryper – Veggie/soy burger. Tastes mostly like it’s supposed to, but there’s just something wrong about it
Dream Theater – Weird **** from the local ethnic restaurant. No ****ing clue what it is, but it’s pretty damn good.
Faster woman's genitalscat – Taco Bell taco that’s been left under the heat lamp too long. Probably wouldn’t be that bad, but it’s just past its time. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 8:30PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:
”It’s sitting on a bookshelf right now, so it’s not really taking up any space, so why not?” she said. It ceased giving off any sort of odor after 24 hours, she said, adding: “You have to see this thing.” |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 9:41PM | View Peregrine's Profile | # | ||||||
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Peregrine Posted:
Yeah I saw that on Supersize Me too. Then I had a Big Mac. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 10:41PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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Chuck Diesel Posted:
McDonald’s was awesome, too. Now I can’t take it. Except McDonald’s didn’t change, I just learned what real food is. So maybe Van Hagar is more Mickey D. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 10:52PM | View Bacchus's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bacchus Posted:yeah i stay away from mcdonalds except for like once or twice a year cause that **** is terrible only problem is that its super cheap |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 11:21PM | View Chuck Diesel's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chuck Diesel Posted:
“It’s super cheap” describes around 90% of my diet. And my past girlfriends ohhhhhhhhhh Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 11:32PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 08/30/2011 11:51PM | View scullybot's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pantera is the fkucin awesome super hot cajun wings you happened upon at your local pub, like a wicked secret only you know.
That is all |
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Posted On: 08/31/2011 1:42PM | View TickledPink's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dio – King’s feast
Ozzy – Leftovers from king’s feast sitting on the table 12 hours later
Man-O-War – Whatever the meat with bone through it you see in every video game ever made is or actually nah like rad mexican food cuz its spicy & ingredients are pretty much the same
Cinderella – Some fabulous persongy ice cream or flavored coffee thing you don’t really tell people you like but the **** **** tastes awesome. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 08/31/2011 7:26PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Your steak, sir. I mean yeah the edges are a little charred and the inside is blood red but that’s all part of the damn flavor it’s a choice cut ****.
And BTW if you have not seen this video it is pretty much a prerequisite to life and learning how to be a real man so honestly might as well thank me for pointing that out and get it crossed off the list.
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Posted On: 08/31/2011 7:39PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Yeah but thing is like they’re educational too. Everything you need to know about REALITY in this vid… but like lemmy just say if u don’t know this **** neither of these vids really do ‘em justice. Like The Game, that song right there bro – best song ever ruined by pro wrestling hands down you gotta admit.
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Posted On: 08/31/2011 7:48PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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best song ever not ruined by pro wrestling hands down you gotta admit.
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Posted On: 08/31/2011 7:56PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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slayer is like top ramen because it says different things on the label but you know its all the same **** on the inside |
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Posted On: 08/31/2011 11:53PM | View Chuck Diesel's Profile | # | ||||||