The U.S.? Nope. The Soviet Union? Nope.

It was dirty French whores.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/12/hitler-nazi-sex-dolls_n_896207.html

The biggest threat to nazi germany was the russian winter because she’s a cold, merciless **** and hitler was a ‘tard for invading russia when he had the soviet non-aggression pact

puss mcquack Posted:

Actually, the biggest threat to Nazi Germany was Hitler himself along with his allies. Operation Barbarossa was delayed because of mussolini’s incopetence in the invasion of Greece, which compelled Hitler to bail him out and forced him to reallocate troops to the balkans. Instead of starting invasion in may, they began the invasion over a month later on June 22, 1941. It wasn’t only the natoriously cold Russian winters that slowed the advancing German army down, but unusually rainy conditions prior to winter. Once winter was already upon them, Hitler’s military advisors pleaded with Hitler to do a stratigic retreat so that supply lines wouldn’t be overextended durring the winter months and then precede with the invasion the next spriong. As per usual, Hitler didn’t listen, which of course was a fatal mistake, because Hitler did not believe in the idea of a retreat for any reason at all.

the wonders of a worthless degree, and I’ll probably get banned because Aldo is a Nazi troll

Nah… I’m pretty sure it was syphilitic French hookers man. Even HuffPo says so.

If there was a superhero who gave us a hard time, then it was Captain ****ing America.

Bacchus Posted:

The French fought the only way they knew how. Lay down and take it.

haha… so true

David Banner Posted:

Actually, I believe I’m the biggest threat to Nazi Germany. The things they do make me kinda angry, and well…nobody likes me when I’m angry.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

If there was a superhero who gave us a hard time, then it was Captain ****ing America.

Bacchus Posted:

The French fought the only way they knew how. Lay down and take it.

puss mcquack Posted:

haha… so true

Bacchus Posted:

Too bad Trojan Man wasn’t on your side.

no keep going you’re all on a roll with this timely and insightful comedy

puss mcquack Posted:

whelp, point taken… on a different note, I’ve had a few glbumes of wine and may have stumbled upon the best/worst movie ever: Blair Witch 2 on the Syfy channel. If the first one wasn’t bad enough (I laughed so hard at the end of it when it first came out in the movie theaters, and the people in the theater looked at me like I was the devil because they still thought it was real) the ****ing dialouge of this second one is priceless.

oh yeah, and untimely Nazi jokes and whatnot…

haha…so true