Celerysteve Posted:

Your impression of me.

Trolling is not allowed unless it is as me.

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Celerysteve Posted:

Make it 15 Log in to see images!

coxx

CrinkzPipe Posted:

oh man why cant i hold all these male reproductive organs in my mouth

That is going to be tough to beat.

HEY GUYS IM THE BEST DIE 2 NITE PLAYER EVER. LOOK AT ME. MAN I GET SHUNNED FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS IF I GET SHUNNED THEY ARE GRIEFING THE WHOLE TOWN. OH LOOK I HIT A NEW LONGEST LIFE. DAY 12. I AM THE ****ING BEST EVER. I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MOTION TWIN SO I CAN HELP MAKE THIS GAME EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING AND NOONE ELSE IS RIGHT.

CeleryBob Posted:

HEY GUYS IM THE BEST DIE 2 NITE PLAYER EVER. LOOK AT ME. MAN I GET SHUNNED FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS IF I GET SHUNNED THEY ARE GRIEFING THE WHOLE TOWN. OH LOOK I HIT A NEW LONGEST LIFE. DAY 12. I AM THE ****ING BEST EVER. I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MOTION TWIN SO I CAN HELP MAKE THIS GAME EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING AND NOONE ELSE IS RIGHT.

I may have to disqualify this one because he is obviously some kind of mind reader who possesses magical powers and that is against the new rule I made up.

Celerysteve Posted:

Also I have decided to increase the amount of BP in this contest again; it is being increased by -10, so now the winner will get 7 Log in to see images!

This entry may win because it sounds like something I might actually say.

FAIL Posted:

You talk a lot a **** but it don’t make any sense

I won each battle legit – are you seriously that dense?

Swines still her, Chan lost, you got no defense

Fail only quit when he admitted it was too intense

Your first win, Kittie Jen, wow let me give you applause

Then Lament who turned out to be a bigger crybaby than Aahz

Oh wait, you took on Fortunato who was clowning and not trying

Try to flatter yourself, but the man in the mirror is lying

And Fort gave you a beat and you told him you had a mic

everyone might not know it, but you know that I’m right

and I know you’re too chicken **** to step up and fight

on a mic, coming live, so you just sit back and write

Make fictitious comparisons but I sting you with the truth

That’s cool, I’ll do it too, since you fear the sound booth

We can battle wits but you came unarmed to this duel

looking like you drowned at the shallow end of the gene pool

“I spit Gerber” well you spit – oh wait, you don’t spit at all

I don’t think it counts when it’s on some dudes balls

Making references to D&D man, I’m hurt, that’s disturbin’

what’s next? Saying you’re “more pure” cuz you’re a virgin?

I know Fran is fat, but it might just be your chance

You’re in the same klan, why ain’t you getting in those pants?

She’ll make you a man, hey it beats masturbating

just bring a snorkel if shes on top, to prevent asphyxiation

do I win the 1 BP prize or what

gay

I am Celerysteve

^good Celerysteve impression IMO

DG-Root Posted:

Because you are all doing such a ****ty job I went ahead and spent all the beeps on heroin.

Better luck next time.

Nice try but why would I buy heroin when for the same amount of money I can snort meth out of an eleven year old obese Asian boy’s nutsack folds?