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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Your impression of me.

Trolling is not allowed unless it is as me.

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Hint Respond to previous posters as me and tell them why their impression is not good the way I would

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Make it 15 Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Celerysteve Posted:

Your impression of me.

Trolling is not allowed unless it is as me.

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Celerysteve Posted:

Make it 15 Log in to see images!

coxx

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

oh man why cant i hold all these male reproductive organs in my mouth

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

oh man why cant i hold all these male reproductive organs in my mouth

That is going to be tough to beat.

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

CrinkzPipe Posted:

oh man why cant i hold all these male reproductive organs in my mouth

because you’re not celerysteve.. thats why

CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

HEY GUYS IM THE BEST DIE 2 NITE PLAYER EVER. LOOK AT ME. MAN I GET SHUNNED FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS IF I GET SHUNNED THEY ARE GRIEFING THE WHOLE TOWN. OH LOOK I HIT A NEW LONGEST LIFE. DAY 12. I AM THE ****ING BEST EVER. I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MOTION TWIN SO I CAN HELP MAKE THIS GAME EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING AND NOONE ELSE IS RIGHT.

Sailboatsteve

Avatar: 228742 2010-03-20 20:15:40 -0400

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 1 Re-Re

shut up sailboatsteve

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

CeleryBob Posted:

HEY GUYS IM THE BEST DIE 2 NITE PLAYER EVER. LOOK AT ME. MAN I GET SHUNNED FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS IF I GET SHUNNED THEY ARE GRIEFING THE WHOLE TOWN. OH LOOK I HIT A NEW LONGEST LIFE. DAY 12. I AM THE ****ING BEST EVER. I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MOTION TWIN SO I CAN HELP MAKE THIS GAME EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING AND NOONE ELSE IS RIGHT.

I may have to disqualify this one because he is obviously some kind of mind reader who possesses magical powers and that is against the new rule I made up.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Also I have decided to increase the amount of BP in this contest again; it is being increased by -10, so now the winner will get 7 Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Celerysteve Posted:

Also I have decided to increase the amount of BP in this contest again; it is being increased by -10, so now the winner will get 7 Log in to see images!

This entry may win because it sounds like something I might actually say.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

You talk a lot a **** but it don’t make any sense

I won each battle legit – are you seriously that dense?

Swines still her, Chan lost, you got no defense

Fail only quit when he admitted it was too intense

Your first win, Kittie Jen, wow let me give you applause

Then Lament who turned out to be a bigger crybaby than Aahz

Oh wait, you took on Fortunato who was clowning and not trying

Try to flatter yourself, but the man in the mirror is lying

And Fort gave you a beat and you told him you had a mic

everyone might not know it, but you know that I’m right

and I know you’re too chicken **** to step up and fight

on a mic, coming live, so you just sit back and write

Make fictitious comparisons but I sting you with the truth

That’s cool, I’ll do it too, since you fear the sound booth

We can battle wits but you came unarmed to this duel

looking like you drowned at the shallow end of the gene pool

“I spit Gerber” well you spit – oh wait, you don’t spit at all

I don’t think it counts when it’s on some dudes balls

Making references to D&D man, I’m hurt, that’s disturbin’

what’s next? Saying you’re “more pure” cuz you’re a virgin?

I know Fran is fat, but it might just be your chance

You’re in the same klan, why ain’t you getting in those pants?

She’ll make you a man, hey it beats masturbating

just bring a snorkel if shes on top, to prevent asphyxiation

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

FAIL Posted:

You talk a lot a **** but it don’t make any sense

I won each battle legit – are you seriously that dense?

Swines still her, Chan lost, you got no defense

Fail only quit when he admitted it was too intense

Your first win, Kittie Jen, wow let me give you applause

Then Lament who turned out to be a bigger crybaby than Aahz

Oh wait, you took on Fortunato who was clowning and not trying

Try to flatter yourself, but the man in the mirror is lying

And Fort gave you a beat and you told him you had a mic

everyone might not know it, but you know that I’m right

and I know you’re too chicken **** to step up and fight

on a mic, coming live, so you just sit back and write

Make fictitious comparisons but I sting you with the truth

That’s cool, I’ll do it too, since you fear the sound booth

We can battle wits but you came unarmed to this duel

looking like you drowned at the shallow end of the gene pool

“I spit Gerber” well you spit – oh wait, you don’t spit at all

I don’t think it counts when it’s on some dudes balls

Making references to D&D man, I’m hurt, that’s disturbin’

what’s next? Saying you’re “more pure” cuz you’re a virgin?

I know Fran is fat, but it might just be your chance

You’re in the same klan, why ain’t you getting in those pants?

She’ll make you a man, hey it beats masturbating

just bring a snorkel if shes on top, to prevent asphyxiation

do I win the 1 BP prize or what

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

FAIL Posted:

do I win the 1 BP prize or what

I was reading that, and I was like meh, it’s alright. Then I remembered I wrote and it was awesome.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

gay

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

BIG BLACK fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organS

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

I am Celerysteve

^good Celerysteve impression IMO

DG-Root

Avatar: 86945 Fri Jan 30 20:49:15 -0500 2009
9

[Play INCIT]

Level 40 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

Because you are all doing such a ****ty job I went ahead and spent all the beeps on heroin.

Better luck next time.

DG-Root Posted:

Because you are all doing such a ****ty job I went ahead and spent all the beeps on heroin.

Better luck next time.

Nice try but why would I buy heroin when for the same amount of money I can snort meth out of an eleven year old obese Asian boy’s nutsack folds?

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