CeleryBob Posted:

HEY GUYS IM THE BEST DIE 2 NITE PLAYER EVER. LOOK AT ME. MAN I GET SHUNNED FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS IF I GET SHUNNED THEY ARE GRIEFING THE WHOLE TOWN. OH LOOK I HIT A NEW LONGEST LIFE. DAY 12. I AM THE ****ING BEST EVER. I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF MOTION TWIN SO I CAN HELP MAKE THIS GAME EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING AND NOONE ELSE IS RIGHT.

I may have to disqualify this one because he is obviously some kind of mind reader who possesses magical powers and that is against the new rule I made up.