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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

my fiance and i broke up today, and i love her so much and would do anything for her but the whole thing is just not gonna work and now i’m all depressed in a way that i haven’t been since i broke up with my first long term girlfriend and i remember that i didn’t feel better till i had sex with another woman and left her but i have like no game now and i am only of below average attractiveness and have little courage and i am shy to a fault so idk how i will sleep with anyone that is at least as attractive as i am on the female scale or even get another girl to put up with me for an extended period of time but the first one is more important so yeah that’s the problem i guess but i miss her and want to have her but she doesn’t want me so i guess i shouldn’t waste my time because i’m not that smooth of a talker so i’ll settle for being sad but pretending i’m not with my little friend (and by that i mean my male reproductive organ is probably just below average because i never measured it but it doesn’t look like anything to brag about to me) inside some random girl that won’t remember my name in the morning but i will know hers because i’m that kind of guy and thinking about it i might as well buy a fleshlight because that’s the only thing that i’d have a reasonable chance at but whatever

tl;dr any decent girl in the chicago area want to sleep with a newly single young man with no strings attached (unless you want strings attached but that depends on how the night goes but i’m fine without them because i’m still a dude i think)

oh yeah almost forgot i’m not that great in bed either so if you are interested don’t expect too much please

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

ITT: Proof that I am wildly psychic! Log in to see images!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/874344


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

i don’t know anything about relationships or this thing you people call love, but i’m kinda sad that i won’t be seeing the sexy spanish guy i banged for a few weeks during my backpacking anymore, you know, because he’s in spain and all, so i guess i kinda sorta feel like you do.

not really but this sucks too, i swear.


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Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

Bandaney Posted:

i don’t know anything about relationships or this thing you people call love, but i’m kinda sad that i won’t be seeing the sexy spanish guy i banged for a few weeks during my backpacking anymore, you know, because he’s in spain and all, so i guess i kinda sorta feel like you do.

not really but this sucks too, i swear.

come to the usa and we can smother our sorrows in bedsheets

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

scully Posted:

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http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/874344

yep

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

post pics you young newly single guyLog in to see images!

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Mister Pugs Posted:

come to the usa and we can smother our sorrows in bedsheets


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

you’re not spanish or sexy bacus sorry.


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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Bandaney Posted:

you’re not spanish or sexy bacus sorry.

Salvadoran and dead sexy!


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

pics needed.


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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

I asked you first.


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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

bandys avatar is one of those things i would like to do to her and i dont mind telling her even if it is creepy.


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

bobdisgea Posted:

bandys avatar is one of those things i would like to do to her and i dont mind telling her even if it is creepy.

Why would you want to make obscene gestures to Bandanay?

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

So, reading through your post, my thoughts are that alcohol will probably solve most of your issues. It worked well for me! It makes you smoother to talk to, more attractive and I’m pretty sure will make your male reproductive organ bigger somewhat, although it might not be functioning anymore. Also you’ll smell less disgusting, despite what the people in the library keep telling me.

At least you have a home I guess.

Also prostitutes are cheaper than dates.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Posting for two reasons:

1. Pugs, I am sincerely sorry, because that really sucks. But I’m sure if anyone can pick up chicks off ForumWarz, it’s probably you.

2. Bandy, I Log in to see images! Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 03/01/2011 10:06PM


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Pictures nice people made me.

Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Bandy, I Log in to see images!


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