taishan is disappointing in some ways. It has some vocab problems. It will happily translate things over and over again, but sometimes it puts a thing into the right word then can’t translate it back in spite of similiarities. Look at ABERTOS in portugues below, then I add an I to make ABIERTOS and it translates it out of spanish the next time spanish comes up.

Original English Text:

MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN, WORLD! HERE I COME!

Translated to French:

MES YEUX SONT GRANDS OUVERTS, MONDE ! JE VIENS !

Translated back to English:

MY EYES LARGE ARE OPENED, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to German:

MEINE GROSSEN AUGEN SIND, WELT GEÖFFNET! ICH KOMME!

Translated back to English:

MY LARGE EYES ARE OPENED, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Italian:

I MIEI GRANDI OCCHI SONO APERTI, MONDO! VENGO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT EYES ARE OPENED, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Portuguese:

MEUS GRANDES OLHOS SÃO ABERTOS, MUNDO! EU VENHO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT EYES ARE ABERTOS, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Spanish:

¡MIS GRANDES OJOS SON ABERTOS, MUNDO! ¡VENGO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT EYES ARE ABERTOS, WORLD! I COME!

Original English Text:

MY GREAT EYES ARE ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to French:

MES GRANDS YEUX SONT ABIERTOS, MONDE ! JE VIENS !

Translated back to English:

MY LARGE EYES ARE ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to German:

MEINE GROSSEN AUGEN SIND ABIERTOS, WELT! ICH KOMME!

Translated back to English:

MY LARGE EYES ARE ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Italian:

I MIEI GRANDI OCCHI SONO ABIERTOS, MONDO! VENGO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT EYES SONO ABIERTOS, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Portuguese:

MEU GRANDE SONO ABIERTOS DOS OLHOS, MUNDO! EU VENHO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT SONO ABIERTOS OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Spanish:

¡MI GRAN SONO ABIERTOS DE LOS OJOS, MUNDO! ¡VENGO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT SONO OPENED OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Original English Text:

MY GREAT SONO OPENED OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to French:

MON GRAND SONO OUVERT DES YEUX, MONDE ! JE VIENS !

Translated back to English:

MY LARGE SOUND SYSTEM OPEN OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to German:

MEINE GROSSE TONANLAGE OFFEN VON DEN AUGEN, WELT! ICH KOMME!

Translated back to English:

MY LARGE TONANLAGE OPEN FROM THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Italian:

I MIEI GRANDI TONANLAGE SI APRONO DAGLI OCCHI, MONDO! VENGO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT TONANLAGE ARE OPENED FROM THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Portuguese:

MEUS GRANDES TONANLAGE SÃO ABERTOS DOS OLHOS, MUNDO! EU VENHO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT TONANLAGE IS ABERTOS OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

Translated to Spanish:

¡MI GRAN TONANLAGE ES ABERTOS DE LOS OJOS, MUNDO! ¡VENGO!

Translated back to English:

MY GREAT TONANLAGE IS ABERTOS OF THE EYES, WORLD! I COME!

“Greetings simple village woman, I would like to purchase your daughters virginity in exchange for the price of a fine goat.”

...10 translations later we get:

“As for single women in rural areas, I feel very good, my daughter’s virginity dollar sales.”