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E-Peen(tm) ITT: Post the 3 best presents you got this year

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

-Scott Pilgrim vs The World DVD

-$50 gift certificate for local hipster store

-COD: Black Ops and Uncharted 2

I also bought my self a copy of MGS4 that I found in a bargain bin at Shoppers Drug Mart. I learned from my mother that if you really want something for Christmas you should just buy it for yourself and say it’s from Santa.

I also vaguely suspect that my bf ordered me some Mega64 DVDs but that is unconfirmed.

Enter Name H-
ere

Avatar: 244478 2013-08-01 23:14:36 -0400
9

[So Fresh and So Cl-
ean
]

Level 69 Hacker

Ask me about why I hate fabulous persons

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

duca Posted:

Uncharted 2

LMK when you wanna play multi together yo

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Korg NANOKontrol (on the recommendation of whbumisname, JB’s friend, the dude who does music).

Keyboard stand.

A wierd book

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

800 bucks.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I’m really ****ed off because all these dogs I’m sitting for the holidays, not the ones at work but the ones from private clients, nobody has called me. Half of these people are supposed to be home already and nobody is answering their phone and how annoying. I really hate Christmas.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Fortunato Posted:

Korg NANOKontrol (on the recommendation of whbumisname, JB’s friend, the dude who does music)

Will you make more songs about duck male reproductive organs?

BrightSun

Avatar: Rocker Chick
2

[Island of Avalon]

Level 23 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

1. Kindle 3G

2. hot pink leather case for the Kindle

3. $50 cash

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Fortunato Posted:

A wierd book

Was it The Codex Seraphinibum?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

No unfortunately it was not. Although this morning I’ve been thinking about making up a song about the cthulu mythos. It would be the most cheerful song ever composed about the world being shattered and all mankind being enveloped in a wave of darkness that would black out the sun for a thousand generations.

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
5

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I didn’t get anything.

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

Canape Posted:

I didn’t get anything.

holiday’s a present i guess Log in to see images!

me: new headphones, coin-sorter & £700

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
76

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Fortunato Posted:

... all mankind being enveloped in a wave of darkness that would black out the sun for a thousand generations.

After the first 3 or 4 generations I bet we would get used to it.

Hey, feel free to use that! Upbeat ending and all that.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

1. WWE Encyclopedia (forget the big stars, I’m learning about jobbers from the ‘60s!)

2. Green Day Rock Band

3. Jake “The Snake” Roberts action figure

I may be forgetting something (out of sight, out of mind and all), but those are the best ones I can think of right now.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Jubbles Posted:

2. Green Day Rock Band

Oh man, I didn’t even know this existed but now I want it really bad.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

viscera Posted:

Oh man, I didn’t even know this existed but now I want it really bad.

But Green Day blows. Log in to see images!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

1. Super fun, fuzzy edged, semi-fish eye, wide angle macro lens that does stuff like this

Log in to see images!

2. Omnichord (lol)

The third best is a tie between

A. a Dremel cordless rotary tool with a bunch of super tiny diamond bits for crafty ****

and

B. This handsome pack:

Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

make a thing with the omnichord RIGHT NOW

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Macro lenses are Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Canape Posted:

I didn’t get anything.

Not even a beach ball?

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